Reaching outside the bounds, eh? Well, there's a lot of mammals in the animal kingdom!
Big Boomer, Thunder from Down Under: If one more person makes a quip about kangaroos and hopping, you'll...no matter. Life could worse, you suppose. You're a young kangaroo in college, just trying to get by with a little help from your friends. Of course, that gets a little more complicated when they're a bunch of horny studs. You love your boyfriend, even when he's going off the deep end during his rut...you aspire to be a well-known and respected bodybuilder, but you don't seem to be anything more than an also-ran...and then there's your divorced parents, a mother who doesn't know if she's coming or going, and a brash, condescending military father you'd rather punch in the face than hug. Still, what can you do, right? You use your wit to keep the daily frustrations and insecurities at bay, but when you see those oiled furs on the front of the muscle mags (or caught between their sticky pages in the bathroom), you can't help but imagine yourself as big as them someday...maybe even bigger.
Enough to Make You Batty: Bats get a bad rap. You should know, you are one. You made some mistakes before, you'll admit. You mingled with the wrong crowds when you were young, but you knew when a situation was heading south, and you got out of there a bat out of hell. You're a little older now, a little wiser, and maybe a little lonesome. Your feral cousins might be able to fly, but you need someone to send your spirits soaring as well. It might help if you didn't grimace every time you look at the mirror. What was the point of bat anthros evolving arms if they tended to look so puny? Always the hard gainer, in life and in the gym. You caught a break once, maybe you'll catch another?
Other: Still not intrigued? Speak now, or forever hold your piece!