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Chapter #4
Hog Wild
by: Unknown
Grinning, Moxie stepped back a few feet, then went into a flying kick, blindsiding the biker in the rear and sending her flying to the asphalt, toejam smeared onto her snout from the impact. Looking over their shoulders, the other two porcine punks moved over to the side of the road and got their wide loads off their bikes. Moxie noted that the massive seats seemed to have tubes leading into the gas tanks... Some kind of custom job?
"You just made a BIG mistake, limburger breath..." The lead biker pulled herself up. To put it plainly, the bitch was massive. Wider than Braun, even, though nowhere near as tall, making her look almost cartoonish in proportion. She wore a massive leather jacket with a snouted pig skull on the back crossed with ribs, over a dingy, greasy wifebeater that did absolutely nothing to conceal her vast gut. A pickelhaube adorned her head and goggles hid her eyes, while sausage-casing tight denim jeans with the backs torn out covered her For a moment, the rotten rat thought her motorcycle was still running, until the stench hit her nose. It was like someone gulped down a dumpster of half-rotten burgers piled high with onions and washed it down with a few gallons of gasoline. The porker's mudflaps were still shaking with the force of her flatulence. Worse yet, the biker she thought she'd downed was slowly getting to her feet...
PROFILE
"Boss" Fanny Fogg
Age: 27
Sex: Female
Ht:5'7"
Wgt:520 lbs
Foot Stink:3/10
Armpit Stink:2/10
Flatulence Stink:10/10
Belch/breath Stink:7/10
Occupation: Boss of the Road Hogs. Biker and assblaster extraordinaire.
"Nobody messes with Boss Fanny Fogg and the Road Hogs! Yer street pizza! Nah, on second thought... Yer rump roast! Judy, Susie! Hold her down while I hook up my farthrower and gas grenades!"
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