Suddenly, someone burst through the public bathroom entrance.
“Beach police! We have reports of possible lewd behavior. Come out with your hands up and we can talk about this,” said the young sounding officer.
As he checked a toilet stall for the miscreants, you ran across from the shower stall to your beach bag and grabbed the soul remote.
The officer saw you, “Sir we have reports that you were having sex in this public restroom. Bring the man you were having sex with out and we can talk about possible charges.”
“Pig say what?” You said under your breath.
Officer douchedick didn’t hear you, “What?”
You zapped him with the soul collection. His body stood motionless, without even a copy of someone to animate him.
“Woah dad, what did you do?” Asked John.
“Well...Here’s the thing, I’m not actually your dad. You see, this remote can remove souls, and even leave copies of a soul in a body. As hard as this is gonna be for you to understand, I’m John as well, I’m you,” you said.
“Actually that makes a lot of sense. I don’t think I’ve ever caught dad checking out a man. Let alone hint that he wanted to fuck me. But thanks for giving me such an erotic show. So what are we gonna do about mr cop pants over here,” asked John.
“Well I was thinking you could go into his body and report that the lewd behavior reports were a sham,” you said.
“Eeww, I don’t wanna be in a cop body” said John.
“So just quit his job after you file the report. Then you’ll just be in a man’s body. And not an unfortunate looking man, I might add,” you said, pulling the waistband of the immobilized beach cop. You could see his flaccid four inch penis and sizable balls. Taking off his helmet and sunglasses revealed short spiky blonde hair, a sun tanned face and pretty blue eyes.
“Yeah I guess the body itself is pretty good looking, without that ugly soul inside,” said John, “but will it even work? I mean, I’m just a copy of you. Can a copy possess another body?” Asked John.
“One way to find out,” you said, passing him the remote. He fired the beam and the officer’s body was animate again.
Now the original John body, John’s dad’s body, and the cop’s body were all animate.
“So we’re all John here, correct?” You asked. The other two nodded. The John in the cop body started playing with all of his new parts an checked out his ass in a bathroom mirror.
Suddenly the cop John radioed over, “We have a misreport on the lewd behavior in the bathroom.”
A voice from the radio came in, “Good, I didn’t feel like doing the paperwork anyway.”
“Also, I quit,” the John copy copy added.
“What?! You know we’re short staffed, you can’t do this! You’ll never work as a cop again!” Said the angry voice on the other end of the radio.
“That’s the idea, dipshit,” said John. The radio conversation was over.
The three John’s got dressed and left together in your dad’s car. They threw the cops uniform, pepperspray and radio outside of the beach security hut on their way out.