You sprint back home at top speed, hoping to elude the dragon. You end up finally reaching your house and with a tired sigh you open the door. No one was obviously home since your workaholic parents were out at well… work. You ran up stairs to your parents bedroom and found all of your moms perfume and all of your dads cologne. You then disrobed, got into your bathtub and doused yourself in the liquids, hoping the artificial scents would mask the musky, stink ones imprinted upon you by that stink dragon.
In the peace of your own home you start to wonder how the hell do dragons even exist and what will you tell your parents if you can’t get the smell out. Speaking of which, you step out of the bathtub, dry yourself off and get a new pair of clothes on, discarding the others into the washing machine. You then sigh, exhausted from today as you take a whiff of yourself and… P.U. the cologne and perfume has done next to nothing. In fact all it’s really done is blend a little with the still dominant smell of dragon posterior.
You groan as you hear the front door open and close, oh no your parents must be home… how are you going to explain this smell, they’ll never believe you. You look worriedly through the doorway of your bedroom waiting to see your parents ascend the stairs but instead you gasp… instead of your parents it’s that dragon from before except… much smaller, how he get small enough to fit inside your house, before he was AS BIG as your house. The dragon chuckled in a taunting manner, “Think you could get away so easily kid? I don’t think so. On a side note… this is a nice house you got here… I could really see myself stinking this place up.”
You start to panic, “No please, I need you to leave, if my parents come home and see you who knows what they’ll do.” The dragon chuckled, “Well I know what I’ll do.” You retort, “What’s that?” The dragon grins widely, “Eat them of course, can’t have some screaming humans telling everyone there’s a dragon in the house.” Frustrated and feeling practically defeated you clench your fists and growl under your breath, “How’d you even shrink yourself anyway?” The dragon laughed at you, “Magic you stupid little kid… oh I forgot you humans don’t believe in magic or magical creatures haha… but I bet you believe in my magical ASS kid haha.”
You felt humiliated and over all insulted by this big creature, who was still much bigger than you despite shrinking himself down. The dragon giggled as he pushed you out of his way and made his way into your bedroom, slamming his fat ass on your racecar bed and letting out an eardrum destroying fart into it as he sighed, “Man, kid a dragon like me could get used to this. How about this I’ll stay in your house and stink up the place and in return you can live here with me.” You raise an eyebrow, “Is that supposed to be a good thing?” The dragon growled at you, “Only if you want to stay on my good side kiddo.” You frightfully nod to the dragon as he chuckles again, “Now the only question is what to do first?” The dragon decides to…
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