You kick down the door and brandish your long, curved knife. On the other side of the door was a fat, tall goblin, Skizzum McSkuzz.
"Pay up, McSkuzz!" You shouted.
McSkuzz clenched his fist. "I ain't afraid o' you!" He called back.
McSkuzz rocketed his arm forward, straight for your face. You rolled to the side as McSkuzz's punch shattered a nearby end table to splinters. McSkuzz wound up for another punch, but you had already rolled between the giant goblin's legs. You jumped up to wrap your arms around McSkuzz's neck and brought him to the ground like a bulldog. You then took your knife and brought it dangerously close to the crotch of McSkuzz's pants.
"Now, Skizzum, I can take your coin purse, or I can take your COIN PURSE. Which'll it be?" you say.
"I don't know what youse talkin' about!" Skizzum said.
You couldn't believe how dumb this guy was.
"You wanna be eunuch?" You growl.
"No! NO! Antthing but that!" Skizzum begged.
"Then pay up that fifty gold!" You say.
"I thought I only owed thirry-five..." Skizzum said.
"Well, you owe interest now. Pay up!" You say, moving your knife ever closer to Skizzum's crotch. The tip of it now pierced the fabric of his pants, although it hadn't touched Skizzum's flesh yet.
"I gots some money under the sink! use that!" Skizzum said.
You released McSkuzz from your hold and cast a binding spell to hold him down for a moment. Chains of white mana held him down.
"This better not be a trap, bub." You say.
You opened up the drawer under the sink and found a soggy, filthy sack. Inside was a small pile of gold. You quickly counted it and found more than sixty gold in there, well over how much you were asking for. You gleefully take it all.
"Thank you, Mr. McSkuzz. You're safe... for now." You say.
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