They both follow her to a booth in the back of the bar, the two of them sit on one side and she sits on the other.
"Okay now exactly which of our situations are you interested in helping us with?" Tony asks
"Right down to business, i like it." she says smiling, "And i am interested in giving you both what you want." she says smiling
"Wait, so your going to offer me a job and sleep with my friend?" Jack says
The woman then bursts out laughing, "Oh my thank you, i haven't laughed like that in years." she says, "And i guess you could say something like that, but i wouldn't be the one sleeping with him." she says
"Oh so you want to set me up with someone?" Tony asks, "Yes, you see i overheard that you are recently unemployed and in need of support until you find something else and you are recently single and in need of companionship, preferably one which cleans and wears fun outfits. Am i correct?"
"Well yea pretty much, and you believe you can help us with that?" Jack asks
"Yes, but i would really be acting more as a arbitrator as the two of you decide on details of the arrangement" she says smiling suggestively
The two then make eye contact as they rap their minds around what the mysterious stranger was proposing.
They both quickly broke eye contact and quickly jumped to correct any misconceptions the woman may have about them.
"Wow miss i know we seem close but we are definitely not that close!" Jack says, "Yea no way, i mean nothing wrong with guys doing stuff like that but were not like that." Tony says
The lady then bursts out laughing again, "Oh wow this has been a good night, i love talking covertly like this to see what conclusions people jump to," she says calming down from her own laughter.
"Now first off allow me to introduce myself, Madame Warren at your service, and you are?" she asks, "I'm Jack and he is Tony." he says
"A pleasure to meet you both, now Tony, i overheard that you recently parted ways with your girlfriend?" she asks, "Yes, about a week or so ago." he says, "Alright, and how much money would you say you spent on her?" she asks
Tony thinks for a moment and laughs to himself, "More then i'd like to admit," he says, "And Jack, you say you are in need of financial support until you find a new job?" she asks
"Yes?" Jack says not sure where she is going with this.
"Then it is simple, Jack will become Tony's live in girlfriend and receive financial support in exchange for whatever terms and services the two of you agree upon." she says as though it were an obvious conclusion
The two of them just stare at her silently for a moment before politely standing up and saying, "Well Miss Warren." she then interrupts to say, "Madame Warren"
"Ah yes Madame Warren, i'm guessing that we all needed a good laugh but i think we will be going now." Tony says
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