Millie spoke up and started stammering, "I-I can tell you, Cyrus - I can answer whatever questions you have, just ask." Cyrus put his hands on his hips and replied, "Great, I'm all ears." Millie paused for a second before she inquired, "Where would you like me to start?"
"What's the deal with you guy's today?" Cyrus asked directly. "I've been working here for three years now, none of you have ever been quite this gassy - except for maybe Sarah, and even then, she's never been this... this raunchy before. Are you guys feeling OK?" Millie was about to answer when Allison chimed in, interrupting her with, "Sarah already told you, Cyrus - we just thought we'd play a prank on you, that's all." Cyrus turned to her and pointed as he said, "No, Allison, I don't buy it! You've played pranks on me before, but nothing this... this gross! You guys wanted me to walk into your butts after you shrunk me down, who does that?"
Allison's anger shifted to an embarrassed expression of defeat. "Y-Yeah... I guess that was kinda strange of us to ask, huh?" Allison said as she put her hand behind her head. Millie spoke up again, "Kind of strange? W-With all due respect, Guildmaster, even thinking of such a request is deviant! I cannot believe you asked me to do this with you!" Cyrus responded, "So why did you, Millie? Why did you do that?" Millie stopped for a moment to collect her thoughts as she passed some gas.
Brrrrrrrrrtt...
Millie's face was practically glowing red from the embarrassment. "I... I don't know, Cyrus. When the Guildmaster came to ask me if I would send you to her, I just... I felt this strange pressure build up in my stomach, and it just sounded like it would be a good idea." Sarah added, "Yeah, that's true - same thing happened to me too. Alli wanted me to join in, since she knew I was so gassy. I figured it'd be kinda fun." Cyrus was in disbelief. "So," he said, "you mean to tell me that this was all just a severe lapse of judgement?!" Farts echoed from each of the three girls, one after the other, as if they were startled by Cyrus.
BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAA!
Brrr-Brrrrrraaaaap!
BRRRRRPPPPPPPPPP!
Augustus removed his hat and proceeded to wave it in front of him as he remarked, "My my, this adds a whole new meaning to the term 'full of beans,' don't it ladies? Mind if we take this back outside, it's starting to get awful stuffy in here." The three all nodded their heads as they decided to take him up on his offer. Millie picked up Cyrus by cupping her hands together for Cyrus to stand on. Augustus was the first to leave, with each of the girls following out after him. Once they had all left the women's restroom, the group was met with a sudden symphony of flatulence.
Brrrr-Brrrraa-BRAP!
Frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt!
BRRRRRRRRRRP!!
Braaaaaaaaa....
FRRRRRRTT!
All of the sudden, the rest of the guildmates that were present started breaking wind like it was nobody's business - some even had farts so strong, they were knocking down whatever happened to be behind them. The whole guild had become positively flatulent!
"ENOUGH!" Allison roared as she moved out in front of the others. The whole guild turned it's gaze towards her, followed by even more farts.
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaa...
Brrr-Brrrrrrrrpppppp...
Allison then pinched her nose and said, "Goodness me, everyone, learn some self-control! You're all stinking this place up to high heaven!" Just as she had finished her statement, Allison farted as well.
BRRRRAAAAAAAPP!
The guildmates all laughed as they said, "Guildmaster, we're all just following in your footsteps, haha!" Allison's face turned bright red as she started to knot her face into a snarl. The laughing subsided as the tension in the air become thick with fear - the other guildmates knew better than to piss off Allison. Cyrus piped up, yelling, "What is the deal with everyone? How did everybody become so gassy since I left?!" Millie said softly, "Actually, Cyrus, that's what I was going to try and tell you." Cyrus turned to face Millie and replied, "Really? Well, go ahead, what were you gonna say? Do you know how this all started?"
Millie nodded and responded, "Yes - well, I think so... I can't say for certain, but I think it really started getting out of control after--"
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