"Please don't be afraid. I'm going to help you!" yips the Vulpix, happily.
"Oh thank goodness, I —"
"Shush, I wasn't talking to you," the Vulpix's big brown eyes look past your head. You turn around and see a shy rustling in the bushes, "You can come out, I promise I'll be your friend!"
One dainty red-tipped paw emerges from the foliage. Briskly following it a grey body with fluffy black mane, red-tipped fluff on top of its head and below, expressive blue eyes.
"Well, if you promise..." The shy fox-like creature you see behind you is a Zorua!
"Come closer, I have something I want to show you!" beckons the Vulpix "Have you ever seen a human this small?!"
Timidly nearing you, the Zorua lowers her head. Your shirt clings to her nose as she sniffs you suspiciously. The rush of air is slightly cold on your skin and you can smell her breath as she speaks.
"That's a human?!" She pauses to think a bit then confidently adds, "I think you're lying. Humans are big and mean and make you fight. No way that's a human. He's way too small anyway."
"I know right? That's what I thought at first too," explains the Vulpix, "But I guess they come in many different sizes!"
"Actually!" You interject, finally getting a word into the conversation, "Humans never come in this size, I just got shrunk down somehow."
"So you are a human then!" gasps the Zorua, a snarl to her voice. "Are you a trainer too?! Oh, I bet you are! Do you force your Pokemon to fight each other as well?! Just because you think it's fun?!"
"Well," you scratch the back of your head, trying to act innocent "Don't all humans make Pokemon fight? I mean, it's just a video game...just a game...isn't it?"
Wrong choice of words. You see the Zorua huffing. She is obviously peeved at you! She begins to raise one paw and you quickly cower like a child at the raised disciplining hand of a schoolmistress.
"Zorua! Don't!" gasps the Vulpix, as she jumps forward to your guard, orange fluffy body towering over you in protection.
"Why swipe in fury when you could...you know..." the Vulpix suggestively raises one eyebrow at the Zorua "...hatch a nasty plot? If you get what I'm saying..."
The grey paw stops in the air. "Nasty?" The paw lowers and her red eyelids open wider.
"Nasty." Nodded the Vulpix in confirmation.
"Oh nonononono. Not nasty." You scamble backwards in the dirt, trying to get yourself up but instead manage to back yourself into a corner formed by several large stones. On the face of the Zorua grew that famous one-toothed grin that Pokemon of her species are so well known for.
"Nasty is no good. Please," you plead as the Zorua slowly corners you, "I beg you to ... reconsider?" You know you should have demanded but unfortunately that last sentence came out sounding like a very unpersuasive question.
"Hm, let me think about it." The Zorua didn't think about it at all and instantly replied, "No!"
"Hey Vulpix?" the Vulpix cocked her head, "You sure you want to see this as well? It's going to be a bit...stinky?"
"Actually," began the Vulpix, slinking closer to Zorua and narrowing her eyelids, "I was planning on joining you."
With one swift swish of a tail, around turned the Zorua. The orange Vulpix copied her movement, albeit six tails rose instead of one. To your left, an fluffy butt framed in orange fur and to your right, one in slate-grey. They neared closer, closer, closer until your entire field of view was taken up. Both before you, you couldn't but help notice the faint movements of internal muscles as both began to loosen up their nether regions. Two pink holes, normally totally obscured in fur, began to slowly puff outwards.
"Hey?" the Zorua feeling now quite confident, "Want to make it a contest?"
"Hm? 'kay!" the Vulpix answered with little thought, "Though I'm gonna win!"
Grasping at the grainy rock wall behind you, you brace for the worst. The guts of the Vulpix gurgle loudly and the anus of the Zorua clenches from the pressure holding it all back.
"One." - Zorua
"Twoooooo..." - Vulpix
"Threeee!" Both together squeal and the two anuses instantaneously flare open in front of you. The foul gaseous pressure of both Pokemon is released full blast in your face! The stinky gale blows against you hard, hitting you backwards against the rock. Two different smells mingle, one heavy and choking the other sour and cutting. Can't tell which is from who. In the sound of the wind, you hear the unmistakable giggle of the Vulpix and one butt begins to sputter. The Vulpix is the first to run out of fuel, while the Zorua continues on for 3 seconds longer, ending with a forceful squeak of a fart! A gesture of accomplishment.
An envious look comes from the Vulpix as the Zorua beams, proud of having won.
"OK, what's your secret? How did you cheat?"
"What? Me, cheat?!" the Zorua playfully looks with mock insult at her well-matched contender, "I'll have you know Zoruas are quite good at these kinds of things." You stumbled getting up, your head in a daze from the stench.
"Zoruas are good at farting?"
After a moment of though, "Yes."
The air slowly began to clear of the cutting smell, but both big butts remained in your view.
"Zorua, I have an idea."
"What is it?"
The Vulpix then asked, with a cute giggle...