You walk around with a board look on your young face, wondering what to do, and you wonder into the miscellaneous section. This is the part of the garage sale is where all the crap goes, you think to yourself. You nose around the items on the folding tables, and see a weird looking gag gift there. It is a small, marble size, bright green wishing stone with instructions nearby written in English from the Acme Novelty Gift Company. You pick up the instructions and it reads, “Hello, you are the new owner of the wishing stone, but this unique stone doesn’t just grant any old wish, it grants your most secret desires, and gives them to you in the form of a living doll. Example, say you have a crush on a secret someone. All you have to do is think about that person, become sexually aroused, and presto, they are at your mercy. The desired person will be alive, unharmed, and about three inches tall, the size of an action figure. They will appear wherever you want them too, on your desk, on your bed, or in your science class, you name it. Imagine the possibilities. Any person you desire will be at your mercy, the size of a doll, a living doll, a tiny person helpless before you.”
“Damn, did this company make those fake X-Ray Glasses, and sell Sea Monkeys as well,” you think to yourself?
You look at the price and it says 50 cents, so you take it, and the directions. You think that this small stone might make a nice decoration, so you pay the old man his money, and leave with your mom. As your mom pulls out of the driveway, you put the stone in your pocket. You are sitting in the backseat of your mom’s car next to a medium size bag of items you got from previous garage sales. Among the items is a large, empty, glass like hamster cage. You have always liked keeping small animals, and you have a few at home. You also have a sadistic side that you never show to anyone, except the few unfortunate pets you happen to have. As you look out the window of the car, you see a small group of attractive, bikini clad girls, from the sixth and seventh grade cheerleading squads having a car wash nearby to raise money for something. As you watch these gorgeous ten year old to thirteen year old girls bounce around in next to nothing, you inadvertently get a hard on. You close your eyes for a second, and when you reopen them again, all six of these young girls are gone, along with one young white boy around the same age. You shake your head in disbelief, and then you hear tiny, mouse like voices nearby. You have a look around to discover seven tiny humans, one boy, and six girls, dressed in bathing suites are pounding at the glass of your new hamster cage. You look over at them smiling, and then…
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