This choice: Lindsay shows Dani how to find guy online into her new look and smell • Go Back... Dani sat in her kitchen with Lindsay, watching as her frenemy surfed her laptop in an attempt to show her why being a fat woman with a gas problem was a good thing. “So how is this supposed to help me get guys?” Dani asked confused, before ripping another gross fart, “Especially when I do that all the time?”
“Just watch,” Lindsay told her exasperated with her whining. “There are plenty of chat rooms for women who want to meet a guy who likes a chick with a little meat on her bones.”
“I don’t have a little meat on my bones, I have the whole damn cow!” Dani said raising her voice and jiggling her belly.
“And guys will love it, don’t worry,” Lindsay assured her. “But that’s the easier one. I think we should find some fart lovers out there, and see which ones are into thick chicks.”
“How do you know all this stuff?” Dani asked the thin and sexy Lindsay.
“I told you, I think farts are sexy, but you obviously would have ruined me socially if I ever told you, so I kept it between me an my laptop.”
“What makes you think I won’t now?” Dani asked her frenenmy.
Lindsay raised an eyebrow and then slapped Dani’s belly, making it jiggle, and her fart. “Call it a hunch. You need me Porky Princess.”
“Don’t you call me that!” Dani yelled getting angry.
“It’s your screen name,” Lindsay smiled.
“Why don’t you call me something more hot? Like FinePieceOfAss?”
“Because guys on these web sites generally like to know their girl is gonna be fat. They don’t want a skinny girl, so you put it in you screen name you’re a tub of lard. No offense.”
“What’s your screen name then?”
“Pushing500. It’s why I don’t use my own picture, but we can use yours!” Lindsay snapped a photo with her phone and uploaded it to the computer. “Now let’s see who bites.” Lindsay began typing as Dani looked on, bending over and passing gas again. “Save it for the guys.”
Porky Princess: Hi, I’m new here and want everyone to know I’m big into farting.
“Now what?” Dani asked.
“We wait. It shouldn’t take long with that picture of yours.” Dani looked over into the shiny toaster and checked out her reflection. She was a fat slob, how could anyone be attracted to that? “Got a hit!” Dani looked back to the computer screen.
“Already?”
“Already.”
Porky Princess: Hi, I’m new here and want everyone to know I’m big into farting.
GasPleaser69: How big into farting? Like once an hour, or more often? By the way you look really hot.
“And now it begins,” Lindsay smiled replying back.
Porky Princess: Hi, I’m new here and want everyone to know I’m big into farting.
GasPleaser69: How big into farting? Like once an hour, or more often? By the way you look really hot.
Porky Princess: I fart constantly. I’m farting while typing this. LOL. And thanks for the compliment. Would you want to smell my fart?
“Eww gross!” Dani said sticking out her tongue in disgust. She pulled it back in when she cut a pungent one and could taste it.
“Just watch,” Lindsay assured her. “I’ll write a bit this time.”
Porky Princess: Hi, I’m new here and want everyone to know I’m big into farting.
GasPleaser69: How big into farting? Like once an hour, or more often? By the way you look really hot.
Porky Princess: I fart constantly. I’m farting while typing this. LOL. And thanks for the compliment. Would you want to smell my fart?
GasPLeaser69: YES, PLEASE! That idea gets my 8===D hard.
Porky Princess: You flirt. I’m farting while thinking of your face right now.
GasPleaser69: Do you do face sitting sessions?
Porky Princess: Never before, but for a cute guy like you, its always a possibility. ; )
GasPleaser69: Can we meet soon? I’ve got to feel your butt cheeks on my face!
“O. M. G! Is it really that easy?” Dani asked amazed that she already had a guy on the hook with her new body, and flatulence.
“It’s that easy,” Lindsay smiled.
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