You head back to the front counter and take a small box from your backpack. "Everybody in this country already has a gun, why not give them some blunts too? Firearms can kill people, but plants are soooo much more dangerous!" You say sarcasticly as you open the lid, grab one of the small papers along with some marijuana, and begin rolling a joint. Suddenly, in a poof of smoke, a floating gnome appears out of thin air! "Oh come on! I haven't even lit this thing yet!" You grumble as the gnome introduces himself. "Greetings hashhead, I'm Mordecai, the magical pot gnome! You've just rolled a joint using some of the premo stuff I grow in my own patch back home in the magical land of New Jersey! For that I've enchanted this weed to give you a wish for every joint you smoke! Have fun now!" With that he disappears in a another puff of smoke and your weed stash begins glowing. "Huh..." You say as you light up the joint. "I though this was just the cheap stuff I usually buy for $20 an ounce. Guess that one-eyed hobo with the naked fairy tattoo I buy from wasn't just a drug-selling bum after all... he was a MAGICAL drug-selling bum!" Whelp, you've about smoked this joint all the way up... time to see if that guy was telling the truth. Make a wish!
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