Ewww! Watermelon? Seriously? No, instead you pick grape and take a big sip. "Mmm... grape is so much better than crappy old watermelon, the fruit of VIRGINS." You say mockingly, not even caring that the author has just hijacked the story. "Everybody loves grape. JESUS loves grape. Watermelons are a tool of satan and should be destroyed with fire." The tasty and refeshing flavor of grape cools you off and restores just enough of your will to live for you to get through the rest of your work day. "Now I have the energy to get shit done and I didn't have to settle for inferior flavors. Thanks grape!" You say as you smile and flash the reader a thumbs up. (Which is kinda a mindscrew when you think about it.)
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