"You'll probably be pantyhose for a week, I know, not how we envisioned out honeymoon, but I will wear you to nice dinners each night, though you are a bit much for laying around the pool. I'll leave your drawer open in the room, instead of shutting you in it babe. At least first night or two, but you need to get used to being clothing now, for when your powers trigger. I really hope you get control over it fast babe...I mean, I can nudge you into what to become, but that outside control tends to extend your form, keep you as clothes longer and while I might want a nice bra or a new swimsuit, not at the expense of my new husband being gone for a month."
Jen had been so casual about talking over how Ryan's existence was, he was floored. A week, their whole honeymoon and he was pantyhose??? She would leave him in a drawer all day? What the hell? And she hopes he can control what he turns into, because if she helps him, he'll be some piece of clothing for A MONTH? He's cursed to be clothing randomly the rest of his life? And the way she talked about it herself, putting herself in the laundry, hiding in his drawers to get worn by him? He doesn't want to be clothing, how could she not tell him this, this is a huge issue in a marriage and relationship! but, what can Ryan do? Go to the court and ask for an annulment, but while he is stockings? Wait til he is back to human and explain he doesn't want to be panties for his new wife once a month? How ridiculous is that? How ridiculous is any of this? But then again, how ridiculous is it, feeling her legs inside him, his sheer form clinging to her skin so closely, so perfectly? What is he going to do?
He's going to be the best damn pair of pantyhose ever, is what he is going to do. The rest of it can take care of itself later.