I crawled as far as I could inside the cup, curled up, and hoped they didn't see me.
Next thing I hear the guy say, "WHOA, DID I JUST SEE SOMETHING RUN INTO THAT CUP I JUST TOSSED?"
I hear him getting close and am scared to death! He reaches down and picks up the cup as I now am laying on the bottom. I look up and see his huge eyes and face looking at me. He looked to be about 21, about 6 feet tall, very muscular build with huge arms and biceps, (see character pics) blonde hair, deep voice, masculine acting guy wearing a sports jersey with sleeves down to his elbows, jeans, and a white ball cap turned backwards on his head.
He sees me at the bottom of his cup, then I see his mouth turn into an evil grin.
"LOOK SWEETIE, I FOUND A TINY NAKED MAN IN MY CUP", he says to his girl.
She looks in and says "That's gross Adam, I don't want any part of a dirty little bugman".
"OKAY THEN, LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE ALL MINE TINY MAN!", He says to me happily.
He then picks up the plastic top with the straw still in it and carefully snaps it back on top of the cup again. I had to quickly move out of the way when I saw the straw coming down. Now I was his prisoner in his dirty, sticky, Mountain Dew cup as I was jostled about as he carried me away. I stood up in the cup and held onto the straw for support.
After walking a little ways I heard him say to his girl, "NITE,NITE SWEETIE, LET'S DO IT AGAIN SOMETIME!".
"Can't wait Adam", she said back as I heard her close her front door.
"ALRIGHT TINY MAN, YOU'RE GOING FOR A RIDE IN MY NEW MUSTANG TO MY HOUSE, AND I GUESS YOUR NEW HOUSE TOO, OR SHOULD I SAY PRISON. HAHAHA", he said to me in the cup.
Next thing I heard was him turning his car alarm off and he opened the door, got in, and sat down, still holding the cup in his right hand I guessed. I sat down in the sticky Mountain Dew goo and thought how my life changed in the last few minutes from being free and controlling my own life, to now a prisoner of a giant, muscular jock and being whisked off to an unknown destiny. I was truly scared.