"Sara! We're home!" Stacy called. Oh, great, just what I needed! Those two seeing me like this! Were they even gone that long!? Sara slumped towards the front door to see her mother and brother there. "Sara, are you alright? You don't seem very happy."
"It's just... It's you being a weirdo! How am I gonna explain this to my mom!? ...It's nothing. What'd you get?" Sara asked, scratching her big, hairy, smelly butt with her big, meaty fingers through her sweaty briefs. Eugh, don't remind me of any of those things again!
"I've tried buying healthier things for you to eat, with how you've gained a lot of weight." Stacy showed Sara a shopping bag and wasn't too impressed with it's contents. I'd have lost that weight by now if it weren't for you, Switcheroo! However, her stomach rumbling clued her into the fact she was hungry too. Ignoring Bryan giggling at the sound, she wanted to put something in her big hairy belly. If I'm gonna be fat, can I at least eat something tasty?
"Sara has a stink in her belly!" Bryan enthusiastically said.
"What does that even mean?" Sara grumbled.
"He thinks you're going to fart," Stacy told her daughter as she walked in.
"That's not a fart, I'm just hungry!" Sara angrily retorted.
"Actually, on that note, you look and smell pretty sweaty," Stacy said, "I think you need a shower." I think I need a better author, Mom!
"Yeah, okay," Sara said as she turned around and walked away.
"That girl..." Stacy said, sighing. If only she knew what I'd just been through because of you!
"Do the big stink!" Bryan demanded, following Sara. What's with this kid!? First he's complaining about his dolly smelling, now he wants me to fart for him! Wait a minute...
"Oh, I'll give you the biggest stink!" Sara told him before going to the computer, an evil grin rising on her face. I know you're getting a kick out of this, but if it gets Bryan out of my face...
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