"I think I'd like for you to advertise the 'finished product,' so to speak. Would you mind posing as a whole spit-roast for a little while?"
Now you're really confused. He doesn't really want to roast you, does he?
"I can see you're a little confused," Joe interrupts your train of thought. "One of the ways you can cook a person whole is with a rotisserie like the one over there." He points to a large machine in the corner of the room. Two sections of metal pipe extend out of either end, suspended above a heating element that you guess is for cooking the person inside. You can see a motor attached to each end to rotate the pipe sections. The rotisserie is mounted on wheels, allowing it to be conveniently rolled out into the main room of the deli.
"Normally," Joe continues, "you'd drive one long steel spit through your whole roaster, then set them inside the rotisserie to roast to a golden brown. But I've modified this one for demonstration purposes." He gestures at the space between the two sections of pipe. "So that I don't have to fully spit and kill my demonstration girls, I cut the spit in half so they can put one section of the spit into the mouth, and the other section in either the cunt or ass. That way, a demo girl can show customers a live spit-roast without being harmed."
"I think I get it," you say. "So you want me to be one of these... 'demo girls', you called them?"
Joe smiles at you. "Exactly." He then leans in closer and whispers, "To make things more comfortable for you, I've taken the liberty of including a little present for you inside one of the spit sections." He flips a switch on the rotisserie, and you hear a low hum as one of the spit sections begins to vibrate. "I even have some body make-up to turn your skin a mouth-watering shade of golden brown and make you look like you're really roasting."
After a brief pause, Joe continues, asking, "So does that sound like something you'd like to do for a living?"
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