Bolt walked to the store that was named Surface Swimwear. "Hmm," he said, "Interesting." He walked through the door and saw nothing but swimwear. He started to think that it was another swimsuit store. Until.........."Oh!" someone said, "Commander!" Bolt turned to the cashier area and saw a green echidna with hair like Russell Brand. "You're not going to shut me down are you?" the echidna said. "No," Bolt said, "Why would I do that?" The echidna recovered himself and said, "Because my swimwear isn't designed for water. It's designed as underwear." "Oh," Bolt said, "Well maybe I could purchase something from you." "Purchase from me?" the echidna said, "Oh what joy is coming over me!" The echidna ran over to the men's side and asked, "Do you wear boxers?" "No," Bolt said, "Well, used to, but now that I have women-" "I get you now," the echidna said. He then grabbed two Speedos and ran back to the register. "I have two options for you. A red Speedo, and a white Speedo. Which do you want?"
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