Aiden Darren: Okay then!
Be sure to grab all your dirty clothes and a clean change of clothes too.
I'll grab the soap & meet you all by the stables.
...
[After a while, the entire Corp was present, with sacks of clothes in arms]
Petra Rall: So, is there a lake or pond you have in mind?
AD: Even better.
It's only a 5 minute walk from here.
Gunther Schultz: Wait...
If that's the case, then why did you ask us to meet you here?
AD: So I could give your horses sugar cubes, Duh!
Without these equestrian athletes, you'd all be Titan pellets dozens of times over.
Captain Levi Ackerman: Titan pellets?
Hanji Zoē: Ah!
They would be pellets, wouldn't they...
Eld Gin: Do you mean when they upchuck their stomach contents?
AD: Yeah, like how owls do.
Except owls actually digest their prey...
Well, most of their prey...
Anyways, is everyone ready?
Commander Erwin Smith: We are.
Lead the way.
...
Ouro Bazad: How much further kid?
AD: Relax, Ouro, we barely entered the bamboo forest section.
EG: How will we know when we're close?
AD: Well, we'll see Mist when we get closer, and you'll hear the creek that wraps around it...
Speaking of which, I see the mist in the distance.
...
OB: Are we there yet?
AD: We are!
You see that rocky elevation?
It's on top of there!
C'mon!
GS: Great...
Now we have to hike...
...
PR: Woah!...
HZ: Aiden, it's...
It's beautiful...
LA: What in the Goddamn...?
GS: This has been here the whole time?
EG:*Whistles*
ES: How did we not know about this?
OB: Holy shit...
It's a huge ass hot spring!
AD: Yep!
Approximately 500m², with a max depth of 3 meters.
38°C all year round.
Beautiful view of nature, with natural ambient sounds.
An oasis in this cruel world.
OB: Hell yeah!
I can't wait to soak in this...
👕🥾🥾
SOS: Ouro!
OB: What!?
AD: No, no!
Ouro has the right idea.
PR: Uhm, Aiden, was it?
AD: Yes, Petra?
PR: I think we may have a problem.
AD: Problem?
What problem?
HZ: There's no natural divider.
AD: Ah, I guess you're right...
🤔 Hmmm...
I guess I could magically manipulate some local bamboo to grow into a divider...
Let me give it a try...
🧥👞👞👖
👣👣👣👣👣
[You walk atop the surface of the hot spring water, feeling the perfect temperature with your feet.
You pick a section to start the barrier, growing some bamboo & weaving it into a barrier that would allow water through, but not eyesight.
You walked it all the way to the other end, dividing the spring as evenly as possible]
Better?
Scouts:😮😯😲...
PR: Better.
♀️Scout 1: What the hell was that?
♂️Scout 1: Who is this kid?
ES: Well, uh...
This is Aiden Darren.
From what we understand, Aiden lives in the castle.
We just found out this morning.
AD: As for what I was doing, it's magic, Duh!
♂️Scout 2: Magic?
♀️Scout 2: Magic isn't real.
AD: Really?
Seeing someone walk on water isn't enough proof?
You all fight humongous man-eating monsters that have no digestive systems, nor reproductive organs.
You can put holes through their chests & blow their heads clean off, and not only can they walk that off, but they heal those wounds before their very eyes.
That's literally impossible through the limits of mitosis alone.
For beings that possess sorcery, such as I, can use magic to heal ourselves involuntarily.
♀️Scout 3: So, what are you?
♂️Scout 3: Are you human?
AD:😳 Uh...
HZ: Let's ease up on the kid!
Let's enjoy this beautiful hot spring, get cleaned up, and get some overdue relaxation.
ES: Hanji's right.
Let's get to it.
AD: Finally!
PR: C'mon, sweetie.
🤝🏻
AD: Huh?
PR: I'll help you wash all that beautiful, long hair.
AD: Oh!
Thank you.
...
♨️[Hot Spring. Women's section]
♀️Scout 4: I've never seen anyone with hair so long & pretty before.
♀️Scout 5: I'm pretty sure it's past knee height.
♀️Scout 6: Is there a reason why you have it so long?
AD: Oh yeah!
Hair is really useful for magic.
It's used in charms, spells, binds, barriers, rituals, and stuff like that.
PR: I can see that you take good care of it.
AD: Oh no.
It takes care of itself, really...
One of the benefits of having magic.
♀️S3: So, I know I asked before what are you?
AD: I, uh...
...
I'm a dweller.
♀️Scouts:(Confused/Disbelief)🤨?
♂️Scouts:🎍🎍🎍 Dweller?
Dwellers aren't real.
Even if they were, they'd be way smaller.
ES:🎍🎍🎍 Is there a reason you're our...
Actually, what I mean is, is there a reason you're the size you are?
[Aiden can currently only Stride at 4' 8"]
AD: There is...
When Dwellers get powerful enough, we eventually gain the ability of what we call "Striding."
Striding is when we're able to use our magic to grow & walk amongst humans indistinguishable from your people.
Statistically speaking, there's a good chance many of you already met Fablefolk without even knowing it.
HZ:🤩 So cool!
♀️Scout 1: So...
Can we see your true size?
AD: Uh...
I was pretty uncomfortable when Hanji saw me at first, but...
I suppose I could try...
>[You return to your normal dweller size]
PR: Aiden?
HZ: Aiden!
Where are you?
[What the ladies didn't know was that you were trapped underneath Petra's semi-submerged breasts]
AD:🫧🤔🫧💭 Hmm...
I guess I should've stood on the water's surface, then shrank down.
[On a biological level, Dwellers aren't amphibious but can use magic to survive underwater.
However, with your Changeling trait, you can replicate the biological functions of other creatures, which you & other changelings can utilize to breathe underwater without the constant use of magic]
As hot as this is, both literally & figuratively, I should get to the surface...
💦
⤴️
🗣I'm down here!
♀️Scouts:👁👁
...[Your adorable small stature was cuddled & passed around by the women, embracing your little body]
🗣Awe! You look so adorable!
🗣So small & cute!
🗣You're like a little doll!
🗣Absolutely precious!
🗣She's so stinking cute!
🗣I just want to have a tea party with her!
HZ: Hey!
I found her first!
[She grabs you from the others, bringing you to her cheek again]
AD: Wait...
Do you think I'm a girl?!
PR: You're not?
AD: No!
I'm a boy!
HZ: Really?
[She checks your groin]
I don't see a penis...
Then again, I don't see any vulva either...
AD:😤...😡...
🫲🏻💥
[You smack Hanji so hard across the face, she was launched into the air, over the bamboo barrier, into the men's section]
💦
HZ:😱 Ow!
That really hurt!
↪️👀
[She looks back to see all the men staring at her]
😱AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
[Hanji rushes back to the other side of the barrier]
PR: Hey!
[She grabs you]
Didn't your parents tell you not to hit girls?
AD: No! Because they weren't sexist!
♀️S1: That doesn't make sense...
AD: Fablefolk aren't like humans.
The physical attributes difference between our men & women is paper thin.
Unlike you humans, where your men are physically superior to you women...
In general!
♀️S2: Okay, that's sexist...
AD: From a biological sense, that's facts.
Hanji!
You're a woman of science, am I wrong?!
HZ: No...
He's technically right...
AD: But you women are better than men on other aspects.
You have better immune systems, you're more flexible, and you handle nutritional scarcity better than men.
You're built to survive.
♀️S3: So, we're better survivors?
I'll take that as a compliment.
HZ: That's still doesn't explain why you're smooth as a Titan down there...
*Gasp!*
Do you metamorph into Titans?!
AD:(Sarcastic) Yes!
Fablefolk turn into Titans, as retribution for the unwarranted genocide & persecution of our ancestors...
You figured it out...
PR: A bit heavy with the sarcasm, don't you think?
AD: I had half a mind to create illusions of Titans to scare you all shitless, but I'd rather not taint this hot spring...
If you must know, Fablefolk, or what you know as Dwellers, can completely retract all reproductive organs into our groins & cover them with protective flesh, which looks like we have no genitalia, but we do.
HZ: Can you show us?
Everyone: What?
HZ: I want to see your little weenie!
AD:🙄...
Women:😲...
Men:🎍🎍🎍😱...
AD: Are you serious?
HZ: Yes!
Here!
I'll show you mine...
🦪
Everyone:😱 HANJI!
AD: You really want to see them, don't you?
Very well...
<[You grew back to your Striding size, standing on the water's surface]
🍆
HZ:😲 Oh!
It's bigger than I thought it'd be...
PR: Section Commander!
♀️Scouts: Really?
How big we talking?
We talking length, or girth?
Now I got to see it...
PR:😳➡️🫣
Men:😱
[All the Survey Corp women(except Petra) took a look at your cock & balls]
Women:😍 So cute!
AD:😡 Cute?!
You can say my hair is cute, you can call me cute, but you can't call my cock cute & thing you can get away with it!
Now, prepare to be punished with a curse!
Women: Curse?
Men: Curse?
AD: Yes, curse!
✨️
[You used your magic to engorge the fat in their bodies, but due to them being in peak/near-preak physical form, it only affected their breasts, butts & thighs]
♀️S5: This is it?
Your curse is to make us hotter?
AD:⚖️ No!
I was trying to make you all fat, but I guess most of your fat is on your chests & hips...
Damn it...
If you want, I could just undo it...
Women: NO!
AD: Fine...
I'm gonna go join the men, where I won't be groped or emasculated...
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