Turn Player: Misty, Dawn, Brock, Ash, Iris, Pikachu, May, Max
"Breasts - Other mammals have more than two, so why can't you share in the fun?" read Iris, holding the card she draw on the black space...
"Oh, so you're like, going to have more titties... Lucky... Dammit!! Stupid bimbo card..." Misty responded.
Before everyone a giant wheel arose. On it was numbers ranging from 1 to 5, and a space labeled Saffron City. The disembodied voice exclaims, "Behold the 'Wheel of Nips!!' Here you will learn how many extra rows of breasts you'll gain."
"What's that space labeled 'Saffron City' all about?" Ash asked.
"Unfortunately, it can't be all transforming you for my amusement. The 'union' says I have to offer 'fabulous prizes' on these board game minigames as well... So if by some chance you land there instead of getting extra boobs you'll get an all expense six night, seven day paid trip to Saffron City, where you'll stay at the fabulous Saffron Radison. 'Radison - Could be worse. Could be a Motel 6.' Now spin!!"
"So maybe I won't have a chest filled with breasts..." Iris smiled as she spun. "Come on trip!!" she yelled. Slowly it came to a stop just shy of the trip, landing on a 2. "Aw..." Iris moaned as two more rows of breasts grew in below her originals, each descending row ever so slightly smaller than the last. "Guess you're next Pikachu..." She hands the dice over to him.
Turn Player: Misty, Dawn, Brock, Ash, Iris, Pikachu, May, Max
Pikachu rolls an 8. It was aorange space, so Pikachu drew two cards. Pikachu looks at his cards and cocked his head.