Naratoo decided to live out his dreams of becoming the most popular girl in school by putting on Sasukumbachule's skin and wearing it to prom.
"All the hot boys will want to date me and buy me expensive stuff to clean their houses with!" Naruto yelled out lout for all to hear. "This is a great plan! It's full proof, and totally legal!"
Of course, Nardo could not just walk into town and be like, "Yo, what's up, my young homies. I am totally Sasuke, and not a man wearing his flesh like some horrible murderman!" So he needed to act like Sasuske too! Luckly, Naruto had been taking both ballet lessons, and chemistry in the fourth grade, so he had Sasuke's boring ass down to a science.
Channeling his inner, Buffalo Bill, he pranced out into the street like some sort of shambling horror. Children screamed and ran at the sight of Naruto wearing Sandwitch's ill-fitting skin that had already began to atrophy and stink. The wallowing, pile of gross and funk that was Naruto attracted the attention of the local ninja cops who shot him mercifully like a dog in the street.
As his final breaths exited his body he remembered he left Sasuke's skinless corpse in the alley with his soulless clone. He thought it would be pretty rude to die without returning Sasuke's skin to him so he decided to crawl back and return it, only to realize, Sasuke's horrible bleeding body was gone!
"Holy shiet, clone me. I thought I asked you to look over Sasuke's corpse! I can't take you anywhere!"
"It wasn't my fault." The clone replied. "A man with a robo-arm came over to me and bought his corpse for an assload of ninja bucks! Like, holy shit, Naruto, you don't understand. we're goddamn millionaires now!"
"That doesn't matter! Getting Swiffer duster's body back does! How can I die like a true shinobi pepperoni if I don't return this horrible bodysuit of skin and cartilage that I made be sucking his guts, and bones, and organs, and blood, and shit out of his mouth and dumping in the ally way? It was an honorable disembowlment, and I will honerably wrap all that grossness back in hjis skin and put it on his dead parent's doorstep to... I dunno. Have for dinner? Ninjas eat deat people, right? I'm pretty sure we all eat dead people. I't snot just me, right?"
"Nah brah." The clone said back. "I guess you should go find that pickel guy. I think he's on his way to the next town. You could get there in an hour if you leave now, or you could try and suck the guts out of some more people. I mean, shit. Ninja's gotta eat, right?"
"You're right, clone. I do need to eat. I could either find that Pickle guy-"
"His name was PickleFist." The clone interrupted rudely.
"Oh, thanks. that's a stupid name. I'll either find him, or pull the guts out of.. I dunno. That snake guy we hate. Man, fuck that dude. Being all snakey, and shit. What did we do to him? I'm gonna gut his snake-ass good."
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