The giant face of the massive girl fills your vision. Inches from your tiny body, Mandy sees you stir and a look of relief washes over her.
"Oh! Tiny dolly! You're...um, like okay or whatever." Leaning back a bit to give you enough space as you get to your feet again, you're barely upright when something clamps around your body and you're suddenly airborne, Mandy's hand bringing you closer to her billboard-sized face.
You're suddenly struck by how beautiful she is. Perfect skin, white teeth, blue eyes you could get lost in. If you weren't scared out of your mind right now, you would be pretty tempted to approach her and ask her out. "This is SO cool!" She says happily, gazing at her new toy. She giggled absentmindedly, still with that clueless look on her face.
"Please help me," you begin. "I don't ---"
"And you can talk?!" the girl interrupted, ecstatic. "I'm, like, Mandy, talking doll guy."
"Please," you begin again. "I don't know what happened to me..." You tell her everything that you could remember, from walking down the street, to being shrunk, to almost being crushed by her massive breasts. She stares at you with a blank expression on her face, trying to comprehend everything you're saying. Occasionally, she'll mutter "Uh-huh...Uh-huh" with the same vapid look on her face and you wonder if anything you're saying is penetrating that thick skull of hers.
"So...can you help me?" You ask her as you finish your story.
Mandy just stares at you for several seconds. Finally, after what feels like an eternity to you, she decides to speak. "Um..." she trails off trying to collect her thoughts, a look of intense concentration on her face. "You're...like, using too many big words. I...can't...umm..." She trails off again, giggling at the look on your face.
"...understand??" you say, trying to help her complete her sentence. Just how dense was she?
"Ooh, yeah! That big word! So...um..." she trails off again, lost in thought. "You want me to...what was it again?"
"I just told you!" you reply, gazing up at the airhead. "I don't know ---"
"Oh, I know!" Mandy interrupted again. "You got all tiny or whatever and now you wanna be big?"
"Yes."
"But why be big again?" the bimbo asks you. "You're sooo cute like this! You could, like...be my pet?" She laughs at the horrified look on your face. "Or my...umm...what's the... word? Boyfriend! I've never had one before. People think that...um..." She lost her train of thought once more and you stare up in annoyance as she struggles to find the words. "People think I'm...like...stupid or...something."
"Your boyfriend?" You say. "I can..."
"Ooh, really??" Mandy replies, clearly not listening to a word you were saying, only recognizing the "B-word." "You wanna? This is, like, the best day ever! You'll be my little man! Forever and ever!"
Before you could say anything else...