Thomas had acquired a water tanker, some trucks full of coal, some goods vans, a flatcar for large spare parts and some small coaches for a repair crew to sleep in, He took off the next morning to begin his journey, Thomas was passing by some old sights along the way he remembers, the windmill, the watermill, that one bridge with that kid that waves to him, Farquar Station, He was going by some countryside and would soon head for the bridge that lead straight to Ireland. After an hour or so, He made it to a town called "Downpatrick" "Hmmm..." Said Thomas, "Weird name..."
[ROBOT VOICE]
Begin insanity...
[NORMAL]
As Thomas pulled into a station that had some fuel, He saw some rather big, shiny, electric passenger engines, They were amazed at his cameo to their station. "Hello there" Said one of them. "Hi! I'm Thomas, I come from..." He was interrupted by a rather famous American singer, "Yo Thomas, I'm happy for you, Im'ma let you finish but the Chuggington Chuggers are the best engines of all..." "BOOOOOO!" "Get off the platform!" "You suck!" Said multiple passengers as policemen escorted him out of the station. Thomas had his jaw open like it was disconnected from his face. "Eeeerrr.... Ignore him." Said the express engine, "He's real angry on how he didn't get the teen engine drivers award this year." Thomas had no idea of what to say, After the signal went green, he took off very shocked. After a while, he was driving past towns to get to the other side of Ireland without any other lame interruptions, He went to a town called Cavan so the crew could eat lunch, Thomas just stood there so that his crew could indulge themselves on alcohol and mashed potatoes. Suddenly, there was music... "Oho!".... "Oho!".... "Oho!" (La la la la la, la la la la la!) "Oho!" (La la la la la, la la la la la!) The tank engine looked at the Scottish an Irishmen go nuts while singing a song. "What the bl**dy H311 is going on here!?!" with a shocked face.... "French erotic film, An old blue Scot called Dill, A windy shaky driver, Doesn't look like they'll revive her...." A blue car drove along the road and hit a Princess Diana lookalike, She was taken to the Hospital with only her head and placed on a bed, but the doctors didn't have magic powers to revive her.
"A French erotic film,
An old blue Scot called Dill,
A windy shaky driver,
Doesn't look like they'll revive her"
"Oho!" Shouted the lead Scotsman, Thomas was freaked out and tried to call for his crew who were 9155-@$$ drunk to do anything helpful. So he would have to suffer, They picked Thomas up and threw him in a giant soupbowl. "Oh my God! Hot!!! Hot!!!" Thomas screamed as he would possibly risk having his boiler explode, but the soupbowl tipped over and poured our hero out, he bounced off giant Barbie doll packages. "Ow! Oof! Ow!" He cried, He landed on two dudes and saw a billboard with the cast of Friends wearing Justice League costumes. "This is getting much more strange by the minute." Said a scared Thomas. After at least 6 minutes they stopped and he fell back on the rails, looking rather bruised. "This is so humiliating!" He said feeling like crud. His drunken crew got on board and started him up. "Nesh shtop, Weenieville!" Said his drunk driver, Thomas left the station very annoyed with how his crew didn't do anything to help him as he chuffed off to Westport.
"I hate this trip I'm going on."
What's next for him?