"Erm... Termari! Are you cooking something good in there?" Shikamaru licks his lips and rubs his hands together, creeping closer. He snickers, licking his lips again.
Temari blushes. "Oops... heehee... awk-weerd!"
Shikamaru steps closer. "Can I take a dive? This isn't a drag." He grins. "My new mission!... dive in those thick bowels, girl. Yowwch!" Temari twiddles her thumbs together, and ends up pushing out a fat log like a basketball going through a Starbucks tall. Her knees close, and she shivers in delight. And also because she is shivering from having to push out such a large shat.
"Erm, Shit-kamaru... what if the Nara clan could see you now?" Temari smirks enchantingly. She's still teasing!
"They'd be proud," he smirks, puffing his chest and tilting up his head, "because I'm sniffing such a fat pile of steamy shart from such a tender rump." This earns a giggle from Temari, still sitting on the floor, who twiddles her toes and kicks off her shoes in delight.
"You're such a charmer, Shiki... you should lick it up," Temari grins.
"URM, can we do some fore first? There's something I need to do first..." he smiles wickedly.
Temari sighs, "yes, unc," in unison with the people of the world. Shikamaru sits next to the toilet and starts happily wafting her fatty lumps of sick shart, getting close to get a sniffy of the thick, shitty smoke. He'll surely get pinkeye!
Temari's eyes widen and she blushes. "What are you doing?" she mumbles shyly. Shikamaru smiles apologetically.
"I'm just taking in the fruits of my labor. Bounce when she walk, bounce when she walk, bounce when she walk, bounce when she walk, claps when she walk, claps when she walk, claps when she walk. Heh."
Temari kicks her little feetsies and giggles. "You're so charming, Shiki (the golden lion, from One Piece)."
Shikamaru grins evilly and licks up her shit on the floor, on his hands and knees. Temari's face goes red.
"I didn't... think you'd really do it..." she blushes.
"What can I say? What can I say? What can I say? I love big fat yule logs of shit." Shikamaru licks each one of his fingers clean like he just had a huge bag of Doritos (which he would, fatty). He leans in about to partake in another log when he realizes he's eaten it all. All wet piles of shart.
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