Somebody is kissing you. You hear a rise of laughter. Then a honk. You wake up, you're in a seated position. There's that fat clown again right in your face, she forces on you a big fat comical cartoon kiss, huge waves of laughter respond to this. You can't move, your hands are tied.
Then suddenly, whatever you're seating on bumps up. The clown falls back, landing on her back lifting her doll skirt revealing the big clown bloomers. The audience laughs hysterically and a spotlight is right on top of you, you discover you're at the center stage of a circus tied up to a pole sitting on a trapeze.
The music then starts, the rest of the clown girls prance in holding items like combs, spray cans, hair driers, and even tool boxes. They coo at you and continue to prance and curtsy at the strangely mostly adult audience.
You slide your way up to stand and look around, then the Pierrot comes in and marches straight at you giggling and blowing you kisses, she's holding some kind of suit wrapped in plastic on a clothes hanger. The lights go out but you can still see what's happening, Pierrot joins you on the trapeze tossing the suit at one of her friends seemingly now standing by and faces you. Suddenly, your hands become free.
Pierrot kisses you. She simply dove her head into yours and kissed you.
You are shocked and ready to run, but suddenly, entranced. Your lips agree with hers. You slowly lift your arms and wrap them around her body, she does the same more confidently and romantically.
It's a prolonged romantic kiss that goes on for a few minutes where you feel nothing but bliss. Until it stops. Your arms go down, you are still standing but you can't move your body. She's chuckling, reaching for a microphone. "Hm hm well, that was sweet!" - she says to you, she puts an arm over your frozen shoulders. "But that was it! From here on out you'll be too busy making the world happy to have time for romance!"
The lights turn on. "Llllllllladies and gentlemen! We will now treat you to the amazing and mysterious art of transformation! Behold!" - with that, all the clowns lunged at you. Nobody in the audience can see what they're doing to you, how exactly they're using all their tools, and what will the result be. They get to find out first though, and they burst out in the biggest laughter you've ever had at your expense. Pierrot then gets a huge mirror and presents you with what you've been turned into.
You've become...