Somebody is kissing you. It's a very big kiss, very smooth and romantic at first. But then they overdo it, due to its length, it turns into a joke fast. You wake up, Pierrot is in front of you. She kissed you up.
"Sorry about that." she says. "We don't get many people here and we didn't want you to run."
"It's okay." you reply. "It just freaked me out a bit. Didn't see you come out of that car."
She giggles a bit and steps away, walks off from your sight for a moment. As you are lying down you notice her costume is actually a bit more puffier and baggier than you thought, but she sure had an angel's face on her. And what a way to wake you up, you start thinking there's gonna be an awesome payoff the minute she takes that thing off.
"Is he up, isheupisheupisheup!?" you hear booming.
"Ah crap, this I'm not gonna like." you think as you suspect what's coming up next. And you were unfortunately right, four clowns walk in to your view. They were the group of ladies from before, and they were just as happy as earlier to see you. They go to you, one by one, and they all give you a big fat comical kisses the mouth. They introduce themselves as they do:
"Rhapsie The Clown!" started the Auguste as she flew to your face and kissed you.
"Velvet The Clown! And how are you today sweetkins??" said the the first purple clown you had seen as she slowly zoomed in on you smiling and kissing you.
"Cake, The Sweetest Clown Ever! MMMMMMMMUAHH!" was the first fat clown, and as she now was giving you a mouthful of her fat clown breath, you've had enough. You tried to push her away, but your arms were restrained. You tried some kicking as you realized that and having Sweet Cake on your face but your legs were also restrained. There was no ending this.
"Pudding is here!" finished the last one. She seemed to behave a bit like a little kid, as a clown. She only pecks you with one kiss on your forehead and pokes and tickles you with much delight.
"Alright alright alright. That was fun. Nice to meet you all. Now could you guys please get me off whatever I am? I can't move." you implore. You are kissed on the cheek, Pierrot was back. She giggles: "What about me, jerk? I am Pollyanna." she says to you.
"Nice to meet you Pollyanna, now please, get me out of this." you tell her.
"Oh we just can't do that! You know how there's some clowns who'll do the exact opposite of what you tell them! We really love going for that type of act!" Pollyanna explains.
"Fine, I'll play along." you answer. "Theh heh ah Hell, have your little fun, girls." no reason to panic you guess. They may be clowns, but that doesn't change the fact that you are restrained in a room full of women! Of course, things are going to get a little bit more complex than that...
Rhapsie jumps at you with a hug and says to your just plain clueless face: "Oh we will, baby! We will!" She backs up lifting you and you get a clearer idea of where you are. Sitting in front of a rainbow colored theater make-up mirror on what seems to be a very cartoony clowns only dressing room.
"Okay girls! Let's get started!" said Pollyanna, all the clowns cheered on.
"Brace yourself handsome..." said Rhapsie as everyone including yourself looked at the mirror. "Cuz we are going to make you into..."