You are surprised to see that this tiny thing was not a toy, somebody was inside it! Then you look around trying to figure how is all this happening. You're in the middle of a field, don't they use trap doors in the circus for this sort of thing?
You see that the figure that pops out of the car is female, a very silly looking whiteface clown woman in a purple and green doll dress with a motif of blue flowers all over it, with a huge set of corkscrew purple curls and a cute little blue bow sitting on top. She runs straight at you, beaming with a smile. You smile back as it can't be helped and say: "Heh, hi..."
But you notice more movement coming from the vehicle, another clown comes out, and it's another woman. This one an Auguste with red curls wearing a white doll dress with red polka dots all over it and a blue vest. Then another one, again female, whiteface with yellow curls this time, red doll dress. You couldn't help but notice this one b/c she looked...kinda huge. You figure there's always a really fat one on every group of clowns, this was no different...until you look at how she reaches for something in the car, and what pops out is another fat whitefaced woman, a little smaller than the first one, in a yellow doll dress and light blue curls. She popped out so suddenly that she hit her friend and they both comically fell down on the floor.
As they approach, you turn around to talk to the clown that came out first, but instead you get in your face the Auguste girl staring at you with an exaggerated clown's grinning look on her face and she jumps up and down all giddy. The first clown has been doing the same, and their 2 fat friends join in with complete glee.
"So cute! So cute!" you hear.
"Oh Cake, let's take him home right now! I just wanna eat him up!"
"He is such a hubby!"
"Oh Pollyanna, can we please please please please please pllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllease take him with us??" you hear. And you instinctively freak out.
"Why, how adorable, absolutely!" comes from behind you, it seemed on a normal tone. All the girls squeaked like clowns normally do, but this one didn't squeak, and you didn't hear any of them squeak that. That's when you feel it, a very soft silk fabric on your back. And arms wrap around you, fine gloved hand puts a handkerchief in your face. It doesn't cover your eyes, you get a look at who's doing this. Another clown woman, this one white, but as a blue Pierrot with a puffy duffel on her neck. This was scaring you to no end, but you saw as there was no malice as she was doing this. She looks at you with a very innocent smile. Her fiery red lips kiss you goodnight.
You wake up...