As soon as you enter the room, your feet get caught on something on the floor. In the brief moment you look down to see that it’s a pair of jacks dirty underwear, you stumble forward and crash to the cluttered and messy floor.
From the floor you can see that the room is small. It’s almost like a glorified walk-in closet. You hear the door click closed, locking. Jacks stands over your head, his feet on either side of your head. You look up at him, seeing him from this angle makes you feel insignificant. His ass and groin almost eclipse his face as they hang in front of you.
“So I see your gonna take up the offer, eh shagger?” He says, not moving from his dominant stature.
“Yeah but.. where’s the king sized bed?” you ask.
Jack bends down, your face now mere inches from his ass and groin. He grabs your hand and starts to pull you up. The strain forces a rancid wet fart to snake its way out of his ass, easily filling up the tiny room.
“Heh, where ever I sleep is a king sized bed, shagger.” He says. You can see now that there isn’t a real bed, per say. In one corner of the room there is a pile of blankets and one pillow. Not even a mattress. Even worse you can see there is only one pillow .Jack snorts and hawks a huge ball of phlegm into the corner. “Its cool though, remember what I said. I don’t bite.” He tells you, laying down on the pile of blankets and grabbing the only pillow.
Lowing yourself to the floor you look around for anything you can use for a pillow. All you can see are sweat socks and dirty clothes. “Uh jack, anything I can use as a pillow in here?”
“Course there is. You got the best pillow in the house, real soft and always warm.” Jack says, laughing. Turning over on his stomach he reaches behind him and pats his ass. “Plant your head right here. Best night sleep you’ll ever get for free”
He can’t be serious. All through out the time you have known Jack, one thing has remained a constant fact. Above all, keep your head away from his ass. Countless memories flood your mind, jack farting, jack pinning guys down and farting, jack sitting on your head and farting while everyone else laughs. Now though, he is inviting you all nonchalant to willingly place your head there.
“You sure it’s safe?” You joke.
“Well, your choices are, you can use my ass as a pillow for your head, or, and this would suit me just fine, I could use your head as a pillow for my ass. Make your choice shaggers”
What a choice. You can choose to use Jacks stinking ass as a pillow, or you can refuse, and risk having him pin you, and spend the night underneath Jack’s putrid cheeks. Or you could try and take Jack, and steal the pillow from him