"...warlocks."
"Really? Why would warlocks be interested in fattening up a Charmed One? Is there some kind of power stealing spell that makes you fat? Or is it just to make me less capable in a fight." Piper wondered aloud.
"Well, making you fat probably wouldn't make you less capable in a fight. You're a witch. You don't need to be very active to cast a spell. Of course, there aren't any power stealing fattening spells either, that I know of. I think its not that complicated." Leo replied. "I think they just wanted you. And they wanted you fat."
"So, what? They like slaves, and they think that if they make their slaves get fat, then they won't be able to run away so easily?" Piper asked, confused. "Because that's what shackles are for."
"Not quite. You see, you are a very attractive woman, and they recognise that. But some people have different standards of what is and isn't attractive. I, for instance, would love you at any weight, although I think you would look good with a bit of a butt. Whereas, I think that they..." He let the sentence drift.
"They think I would look good with a few extra pounds too? They just thought 'Hey, let's make Piper get a huge butt? Wouldn't that be hot?' and left it at that?"
"Well, you know, they *are* evil. They try to break rules all the time. The rules about 'no personal gain' are probably the first that they learn how to break. Remember that time the slime demons kept trying to break in to the manor? When Pheobe said 'Why can't all demons be hot topless men in their twenties?' If you were evil, you loved fat, hot women, and your main enemy was a hot woman who dieted and exercised, what would you do?" Leo asked.
Piper sighed. "Good point. Probably fatten them up, even if all it did was annoy them."
"So don't let it annoy you. Think about it. You are going to gain weight anyway, so you might as well stop dieting and eat what you like. No more sweaty gyms, and all the cannoli's you want. And if hot, fat women attract these guys, then hot, fat women also distract these guys. The fatter the better!"
"And what about you? Aren't you going to be a bit put off by all this?"
"I'd love you at any weight, but you should know, I'm what you might call a chubby chaser. Like my father used to say, 'Meat is for the man, bones are for the dog'. No offense."
"No offence? What, you callin' me bony, little man? I'll show you meat...
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