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Chapter #4

More animal jokes

    by: John Author IconMail Icon
Once upon a time, a woman met a fairy which granted her three wishes.
The woman said: "I wish for a lot of money!"
(The fairy sighed, because that was THE standard first wish. But she granted it anyway.)
Then the woman received the cash, she said: "I wish I'd live in a really big castle."
(The fairy raised an eyebrow, because the standard second wish was "I wish for another lot of money".)
Then her wish was granted, the woman's look fell upon her tomcat, and she said: "I wish my cat would turn into a beautiful prince, and we would live forever together."
The fairy was even more surprised by this one. After she granted it, she disappeared, saying: "Have a nice time with it!"
Actually, the woman had dirty thoughts about this wish. She leaded her cat into her bed room and stripped naked. Then she pressed her body against his, he smiled widely and said with a high voyce: "Now you regret you've castrated me three months ago, right?"

You have the following choices:

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1. Yet another?

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2. Or maybe this one?

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3. Damn it, why don't I get three choices when I need them?

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