You are Farzaz, a stout yellow ogre who lives in a dark, or rather dank forest. Right now, you were sleeping on your dirty bed inside of a small hut you made out of thick 2x4s. There wasn't that much in there; a fridge for storing food, a few beds, an outhouse built within the hut, and minor furniture equipment. You slowly open your eyes and look out the window above you, realizing that it's morning. You yawn and plant your smelly feet on the floor, which were covered in socks. You usually either slept naked or only wearing socks and a giant pair of white boxers, which were both getting dirty and stinky every passing day. That's when you sigh and let loose a wild fart, which rumbled the material of your underwear. You groan and fan the smell away before you stand up and retreat to the outhouse...which is already in use. You open the door and aren't surprised to see the orange ogre sitting on the toilet with a clothespin on his nose and flies buzzing around his head. It was your father.
"Hey pops." you say, still tired.
"You know the drill son. I'll be out in a couple of minutes...or hours." said your father.
You sigh heavily. "Where am I supposed to take a piss at until then?"
"That's why trees were invented son!"
"Don't they provide us with oxygen?"
"Why use oxygen when we can breathe our own farts?" asked your father, while smiling.
"Heh, that's true I guess."
Your father's stomach growled at him viciously.
"Oh, damn!!" he said while grunting.
"You better get outta here son; this is gonna be a big one!"
You take your father's advice and quickly run out the door to go urinate on a tree, while you hear a loud splash and what sounded like a grenade exploding. Your father was known for taking the stinkiest and biggest dumps in the world and it even got to the point where other ogre would vomit if they were in the house he was in while he defecated. Anyways, you find a really old and thick tree and you pull down your underwear. Then you start whizzing on the bark while sighing contently, wiggling your hips to get the pee out.
Suddenly, a shadow appears from behind you and it turns out to be...
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