You are Otlen, an obese white male ogre from a swamp nearly as dirty as you. You start off another day at the swamp with a bang... i.e., a fart. You wake up with a serious case of morning thunder and decide to unleash out of a window beside your bed. Suddenly, you hear shouting and hollering coming from outside. You grumble and moan, but walk over to investigate. You peep out through a symbol you carved into your door to see a trio of humans holding signs that have "Down with the ogre Otlen" printed on them. You roll your eyes and begin to retreat back into your bedroom, when you abruptly get a devious idea. You walk back over to your front door and bust it open. The three humans are taken aback, and you use this opportunity to initiate your plan. You bang on your chest, around your large man-breasts, and let out a noisy, long burp. Your rancid breath immediately sends one of the humans running, but the other two seem to stick it out. This surprises you, but you're okay with it because it simply means you have the chance to torture them further. You take another one of them and shove him into your hairy, dirty armpit. His eyes begin to water and he runs away, screaming. As for the final one, he is dragged underneath your bottom and farted on repeatedly. He became unconscious very quickly, quicker than even most humans do. As you look at his KO'ed body on the ground, you pat your immense belly and let out one last toxic fart. Your laughter stops when you see that one of the humans had dropped a flyer during his escape. Curious, you go to pick it up, and begin to read it. "Stink Contest today in town..." you read. "Burping, farting, bad breath, and body odor all allowed." You begin to like the idea, but then again, humans live in that town, and may not take kindly to you. What do you do?
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