((Note: Saturn and Chibi-Moon are in their late teens, and everyone else is college age...))
"Well..." Luna said to the nine gathered Sailor Senshi, Chibi Usa and Tuxedo Mask sitting nearby as well, everyone in their human identities. She coughed, looked at Artemis for encouragement, the white cat nodding to her and smiling. She sighed, and turned back to the gathered heroes and continued. "I have good news, better news, bad news, worse news, and utterly strange news. Which would you like to hear first?"
The Senshi all looked at each other worriedly for several moments before Tuxedo Mask said, "Why don't you give the news to us in the order you said it."
Luna sighed, and nodded. "Very well. First, the good news: I have found out a way for all of you to come back from the dead that's guaranteed to work every single time."
The Senshi all began to talk amongst themselves, pleased looks coming to their faces.
"Well... A bit depressing, but considering how many times we've died, that's good to know," Sailor Mars said after a few moments.
Luna, encouraged, decided to continue. "The better news is that with this new method, which is actually a spell formula that I encoded into your drinks that will restore your bodies completely after death, will make you more powerful each time you resurrect, which should be a fairly quick process."
Everyone looked down at their drinks in surprise. Liking the idea, they all eagerly drank their respective drinks in a single gulp.
Mercury licked her lips curiously. "Taste was off. And I feel a slight tingle in my stomach. Is that the formula?"
Luna nodded. "Artemis, Diana and I have already consumed the formula."
Tuxedo Mask chuckled. "Well, might as well get with the bad news."
Luna grimaced. "The bad news is that there's a demonic force heading for Earth that will be here in three years."
Everyone froze, staring at Luna with alarmed expressions.
Luna shook her head sadly. "The worse news is that we won't be strong enough to defeat him by then. Creating enhancements for everyone's powers would take too long, and we've eliminated every threat strong enough to force enough resurrections to enhance our powers enough."
"There has to be something we can do!" Sailor Moon almost wailed, "We can't just sit here and let this thing kill us!!"
"There is... one possibility," Luna said, "But it's rather... bizarre..."
"Tell us!" Mars said, "At this point we'll take anything!"
Luna looked to Artemis and then sighed, shaking her head and saying, "Kill each other. Repeatedly. Several dozen times over. Tuxedo Mask could conceivably be excused from this, since his powers are connected to Sailor Moon's and he grows stronger with her, and it would be prudent to have someone around to make sure nothing goes wrong... Plus all of you are more powerful than he is anyway..."
Everyone stared at Luna incredulously. "Um..." Sailor Moon said, "As much as Rei and I would like to blast each other into moondust at times... I really don't think I'd like getting blasted or gutted or poisoned so many times..."
"Which brings us to the bizarre news," Artemis said, "We've found something that might make this a bit easier. But it's just as bizarre."
"It can't be more bizarre than having to kill each other repeatedly to get stronger. It's messy, it's hard to cover up, it's..."
"It can be solved by cooking and eating each other instead of using your powers on each other," Luna said.
Everyone stared at Luna in numb shock. Luna sighed. "I only wish I was kidding..."
Everyone just stared at her, unable to speak for a long moment.
"You're suggesting..." Mercury stated, "That we get stronger through the multi-ressurect method... By eating each other..."
Luna sighed again. "I know it's strange, but after looking through several alternate realities we've found methods to make it not only painless but pleasurable."
Moon blinked. "Luna, how many times will we have to die to get strong enough?"
Luna and Artemis traded pained looks and gave them the abnormally large number.
Everyone in the room promptly facefaulted and pratfell.
"Merciful Buddah..." Mars said.
"Indeed," Mercury said, "Barring the utter strangeness of it, if we eat each other that many times, we'll be incredibly FAT by the time that the menace gets here!"
"I'm open to better suggestions..." Luna sighed, "Believe me, I'm open to better suggestions."
No one said anything for a long time, each one slowly admitting they had nothing better to think of and coming to terms with the idea.
"So..." Jupiter said, "I guess we officially become cannibals, then..."
Moon nodded, sighing and cuddling up to Tuxedo Mask. "I guess so," she said.
Uranus, after a moment, chuckled and hugged Neptune. "Well, I've always enjoyed eating pussy. I guess this is just a natural extension of it."
Neptune blushed and buried her head in her lover's chest, both to hide her embarrassment and stifle her laughter. Saturn and Chibi-Moon both looked pained, while most of the others gave Uranus looks ranging from amused to annoyed.
"So how shall we go about this?" Venus asked, wanting to change the subject.
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