Lana answered the door.
"Oh, like, hi!" she chirped.
"Hi, Lana. I have something for you."
"Like, what is it?"
"It's this new energy drink my company's developing. They asked me to test it on a few people I know and I thought of you!"
"Like, that's so nice! So are you, like, going to give it to me?"
"Oh, yes!" With that you handed her the thermos. Smiling broadly and tugging her shirt down a bit, she unscrewed the cap and drank it.
"EWWW! That's, like, gross! I hope nobody ever drinks that stuff, like, ever again! Like, what was it?"
Suddenly you felt yourself compelled to speak, the words forced out of you by an irresistible mental pressure. "It was an experimental formula, intended to turn the drinker into an omnipotent god."
"Om-ni-po-tent?" She sounds out the word.
Once again, you were forced to speak. "Omnipotent. All-powerful. Capable of doing anything. All your desires, fantasies, whims and dreams can become reality if you want."
"So, like, if I wanted you to have a foot-long dick as thanks for making me om-ni-po-tent, I could?"
"Yes," you ground out while wincing in pain at the uncomfortable pressure in your pants.
"So, like, what have I done so far?"
Suddenly you knew the full effects of everything she'd said. "Well, first you made sure that nobody would ever drink that stuff again. This was done by changing reality so that the formula that made you all-powerful could never exist. Then you forced me to tell you that you are omnipotent, and then to tell you what omnipotent means. Then you gave me this foot-long penis."
"Wow, like, cool! So if I wanted I could, like, make sure that nobody else could ever gain power like me, and, like, I could make myself immortal, and, like, I could be way, way smarter than you?"
Her eyes suddenly lit up. "I must thank you for this gift. I am now fully aware of my power--infinite, unchallengeable. I will rule this universe. As a final gesture of thanks, let me give you a new form."
You felt your body shift, growing more muscular, taller. Your clothes shifted with your body, fitting perfectly to your new form. Your penis grew further, not uncomfortably this time, until you knew you had a veritable monster in your pants.
"Now go, take this gift I have given you. I have things to do."
--
Lana felt her new power coursing through her, the ability to make her merest whims become absolute law. She knew that her last wishes before gaining her new intelligence had ensured that nobody else could gain power at all like hers in any way--unless she willed it, of course--and that she was truly immortal. She also knew that she was already immortal before that wish, but that in making it, it somehow reinforced her immortality to make her immune to any burdens of the flesh. There was literally nothing that humans could do that would affect Lana in the slightest, unless she wished it to.
Despite her intelligence, her personality was mostly unchanged. She was of the opinion that if people just were less uptight about sex and had bigger breasts and dicks and more sensitive sexual parts, the world's problems would just vanish. She figured that most conflicts and contests were, deep down, about that sort of thing.
And she knew well that her thinking this at that moment had made it reality. If she just went out and changed people's attitudes toward sex, gave them bigger tits and cocks and better and more orgasms, peace would reign.
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