Wendy puckered her lips and leaned in. As she neared her fiance, Mike's sister said "hey you two, there'll be plenty of time after the ceremony." Wendy stopped and said "OK, fair enough." She blew Mike a kiss and walked away to prepare for the wedding.
Mike looked up at his sister pleadingly. "Please," he said, "don't do this to me. I'll do anything." Before she could respond, Mike's mother, Brooke, piped in "he's not trying to get out of this is he?" Mike turned to his mother and started begging her for mercy, but she said "Wendy is a very close friend of mine, and she wants to marry you. This is going to happen, and I don't want to hear another word about it." She then pulled out a necklace with a harness attached to the end. Mike's sister handed him over to Brooke, who placed him in the harness, securing his arms at his side. She then secured the necklace around her neck, letting her son hang at the bottom in her cleavage.
The ceremony took place in the backyard. There were dozens of guests waiting, and Brooke walked down the aisle first, with Mike secured in the necklace. He struggled as hard as he could, but that only caused him to bounce against his mother's breasts. Then Wendy walked down the aisle and stood next to Brooke. The two shared a quick kiss, and Wendy winked at Mike.
The ceremony was performed by another family friend. She asked Brooke if she gave her son over to Wendy in marriage. Mike screamed that he did not consent, but everyone ignored him, and Brooke said that she did. Wendy was then asked if she would take Mike in marriage, and with a big smile she said that she would. Brooke then removed the necklace and placed it around Wendy's neck, leaving Mike now hanging in between Wendy's breasts. The friend then pronounced them man and wife.
Wendy reached down and pulled Mike up to her. He was still attached to the necklace, but he was now looking Wendy in the face. The friend said "you may now kiss the husband" and Wendy puckered up. She pressed Mike against her lips, covering almost his entire body, and everyone cheered. Wendy kept kissing him for about a minute, and then released him, letting him fall back into her cleavage.
It was now time for.....