"Hahaha I thinI can help you. But only if I get to play with you first." Myotismon says with a glint of evil in his eyes. The gazimon quake in fear.
O-ok..."
(hours later)
"Arrghh!" Lead screams in anguish. Myotismon cackles delited.
"God Ike is so cheap!" Leader gripes. Myotismon nodds.
"I know! It's like...Marth and Ganondorf had baby and it inherited all of their cheapness." he says. The dumb one shakes his head.
"I don't know what you guys are talking about. This game's balance is perfect!" Gay gazimon curses.
"Fuck! My virgin ass it is!"
"All I know is Dedede's my nig." Myotismon says. Dumb gazimon tilts his head.
"Hey why aren't any Digimon in this game?"
Lead gazimon raises an eyebrow.
"Why the fuck would digimon be in Smash?"
"Well. Think about it. We're to Pokemon what Sonic is to Mario." he replies.
"You know that makes sense kind of." Lead gazimon says.
"Yeah but they wouldn't put a virus in it. cept maybe Impmon." Myotismon says matter-of-factly. Gay gazimon looks up at him.
"Well shit. You can't complain. You're in Rumble arena 2 AND Soul Calibur III!" Myotismon looks puzzled for a second.
"Haha you're right. He sucks though cause they took out his triangle-triangle-triangle move." Myotismon says mimicking Raphael's infamous move. Gay gazimon looks around.
"Does anyone like The new Dead or alive?"
"Hell no!" "BOO!" "Get lost you bum."
"Yeahmeneither!" He says quickly. There is silence for a second. before Dumb gazimon speaks up.
"So anyone up for more Halo?" Lead gazimon points to gay.
"Only if this douche stops noob-comboing!"
Gay is offended.
"That is a genuine tactic! And what about you happy camper!?" Dumb Gazimon points at both of them. "Hey your both filthy screenwatchers but I never complain!" They are about to argue some more when Myotismon puts his hands up.
"Ladies ladies ladies! Calm down. Besides its gonna be dawn soon and I gotta get some sleep." he says. He then snaps his fingers. And a white cat digimon appears.
"Do you think your master will like her?" he asks.
"Hell yeah!" Lead quickly says. Myotismon yawns.
"Ok well...I'm going to bed. Look me up on facebook and We'll game some more." Gatomon walks o her new masters.
"Cool. Night." Lead waves. Myotismon waves and begins to turn around. But then he quickly turns around.
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