Then an alert went off on the monitor! Assman leaned forward a bit, maximizing the video feed to see what the trouble was. It looked like something was going down in the junk yard... All he could see was a big cloud of smoke and hear a big thumping sound and then nothing.
"Hmm... that's odd," Assman muttered.
He checked the other cameras and saw one of them shaking a bit. It wasn't shaking from the wind or being knocked by a bird though... it was shaking in a pattern. He squinted a bit and saw a giant... robot thing come into view. It was big, red, and looked a lot like those mechs from anime. He blinked, not believing his eyes this time.
"Butt Boy..." he said, motioning for his sidekick.
"Yeah?" Butt Boy asked, waddling over.
Butt Boy looked at the screen and saw the huge mech. His mouth dropped a bit, pudgy chin squishing as he did so. It was impossible! None of their usual baddies could invent something that cool... Not even GasEx.
"We better head out and fast," Assman said, grunting and heaving himself up from his couch.
He pulled down his mask and guided Butt Boy toward the door. They had never fought such a thing. It was huge! And it could probably stand up to even their most powerful fart.
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After getting out of the lair, the two bloated heroes looked up into the skyscrapers of the city. The ground shook a bit as the robot shifted through downtown. The heroes looked at each other and nodded, squatted, and ripped huge farts to send them up and flying.
As they got closer, they heard a big, booming voice, "Well if it isn't Asswipe and Buttmunch!"
"Do you recognize that voice, Butt Boy?" Assman asked, as they flew.
"No... but it's not robotic. Someone must be controlling that thing from the inside!" Butt Boy said to his mentor.
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