"I hate the news anyway," Marissa whined, "There's too much thinking they want you to do." Her expression brightened, "Hey, reality TV! There's always tons of that!"
She flipped around until she found something that made her remote stop cold.
"Are you big?" a thunderous voice asked.
"Yeah!" replied a tubby man.
"Are, you, BIG?" it asked again.
"YEAH!" replied a group of very well-fed ladies.
"Then prepare yourself, for the biggest, bulgiest, buffet-bustingest reality TV event in the history of pudge!"
"Oh no," Marissa groaned.
"Oh yes!" the television replied, "We put twelve titanic tubbies on an island with all the food they can handle, and they'll pig out and pile on the pounds while our team of lard-lovin' judges pick who's fat enough for the ultimate prize - delicious cake!"
"I like cake," Marissa moaned.
"Find out who will chew their way to a championship - and who will go home hungry - on Feeder Island! Reality TV's biggest show yet!"
Marissa began to bite a nearby pillow. All she could think about was fat people and eating!
"Oh, and all you couch potatoes out there, don't forget - !"
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