A Simpson's THOH Transformation Story.

"Let's see..we shall abduct.."

The tension music from "Who wants to be a millionaire." plays in the background for a few moments. Kang glares at Kodos and says. "Will you shut that off! I'm trying to decide who do abduct. Damn musical background." He mutters to himself before declaring. "We shall abduct the oldest male juvenile! The one they call Bart!"

The aliens now both laugh loudly and evilly and it has to be said completely unnecessarily for a while then Kodos begins to work the controls of the ship. "I have the location of the Simpson child Kang. Permission to begin abduction?" She asks. "Permission granted Kodos." Kang replies.

Meanwhile in the Simpson’s back yard Bart and Homer are tossing the baseball around and Homer accidentally throws it to high for Bart to catch. Bart simply says. "I'll get it." and runs off into the woods behind the Simpson's house after the baseball after exiting the back garden through a gate. Homer just stands there whistling and then scratches his ass, burps and fails to heed the weird alien noises and Bart's screams as he is trapped in an alien transport beam and abducted. As Kang and Kodos space ship whooshes off Homer simply says. "Hmm..weather balloons are flying low today." Ignoring the OBVIOUS UFO that's just abducted his son. "Heh where is Bart anyway? I thought he wanted to continue our game." Homer says still unbelievably non the wiser as to Bart's fate. Finally he says. "You know I wonder if it was a weather balloon or maybe it was swamp gas. Nah probably a weather balloon since we're not in Florida. Ah the "Truth" is so satisfying man."

Meanwhile aboard the alien space ship..

Bart shakes his head and looks around finding himself in what can only be described as a cargo bay. There are strange looking containers and alien markings on the walls. He has just enough time to think "Aye carbuma. I've been abducted by aliens." before some doors open and Kang and Kodos slither through each holding a strange looking ray gun in one of their tentacles. Bart shudders and recoils as the two green, one eyed aliens approach him and then loom over him pointing their ray guns at him. Bart looks at them, they look at him. Then he says something. "Uh..peace man.." He says uncertainly. The aliens both laugh and then Kang begins to speak. "Foolish earthling. You have been watching too many bad sci fi movies. We are not here to invade your puny planet but rather to test out technology out on you." Bart looks a bit upset now and asks "Why?" The aliens respond. "As a preparation for invading your planet of course." The aliens then laugh again and Bart crosses his arms over his chest. "Well I'm not going to help you. You can't hold me here forever. No security system is perfect, sooner or later I'll figure out a way to escape then you'll be in trouble so if you could just drop me off near my house it'd really save you a lot of trouble." Bart says trying to persuade the aliens to let him go. It doesn't work. They merely laugh again then rebuke him saying. "Silly earth child. You do not understand the power of our monumentally advanced technology. Did not your own Arthur C Clarke say: Sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic? Well ours is *MORE* than sufficiently advanced to stop you escaping or ever doing anything we don't want you to again. Observe.

The aliens then fire their ray guns at Bart transforming temporarily him to show him the futility of trying to escape but what do their alien rays do to him for the moment?