A Simpson's THOH Transformation Story.

Sideshow Bob the evil criminal master mind and his equally malfeasant mendacious brother Cecil had recently escaped form Springfield jail when police chief Wiggum left the cell doors to the local jail open after removing a prisoner from a cell. Needless to say a riot soon began and Bob and his brother used the ensuing chaos to escape. Bob then linked up with some criminal contacts he'd learned about while in prison, committed a few crimes to raise some cash along with his brother then they bought the weapon that would enable then next part of their machiavellian plan. They bought a shoulder held surface to air missile launcher. Now one might wonder exactly why to common criminals would need or want such a think. Cecil certainly did.

"Look Bob I *still* don't understand why of all things you spent most of our money on that stinger missile system we've got in the back of the truck. I mean I suppose you could wait until the Simpson's next to on vacation then blow up their plane but really? Why bother? We could kill that meddling Bart and his sister a hundred times before that!" Cecil ranted to Bob who was driving their second hand pick up along the road through Springfield forest towards Mt Springfield.

The arch villain gave his brother a derisory look then began to explain his wicked plan. "Look Cecil, we COULD do that yes. We COULD just head straight for the Simpson's and probably get shot/arrested/beaten by the dozens of cops who'll be waiting for us because that's exactly what they expect me..expect us to do but I've got a better plan. I saw some odd paperwork while we where escaping Springfield prison. Surfice to say I want to get my hands on something on a plane and I don't believe such a thing could be accomplished at the airport. To heavily guarded now. Thank you very much Mr Osama Bin Laden! Anyway where was I. Oh yes, the plane. I believe it may contain the ring of wishes or possibly the component rings. Either way if we get one or several or maybe all of them then the Simpson's are doomed and my..our revenge will come to pass. That's just for starters as well."

Cecil sat bolt upright in his seat, then regained his composure. "So that's what you've been doing isn't it Bob. All this time, all those crimes and trades it was all working towards getting us a shot at a plane. Uh. You do realise if you miss I'm going to FEED YOU that stinger missile system."

Bob laughs maniacally. "Oh I won't miss brother, think about it. The plane will be slowing down, turning ready to land. We'll be right where we need to be to take them down before they have time to react. They won't know what hit them." Cecil nods and Bob carries on driving until the pair arrive at the base of Mt Springfield. Once there they park the truck remove the weapons/supplies which are in backpacks and a case then begin climbing the mountain path to get into position for firing the missile.

Some hours later halfway up Mt Springfield...

Bob and Cecil are looking frantically at their watches and scanning the skyline for signs of an approaching aircraft. "Bob! There! That's a cargo plane! It's got to be them!" shouts Cecil as Bob hefts the missile system locks onto the cargo plane as it passes over them...

*beep beep beep beeeeeeeeeep*

"I've got a lock Cecil. I'm going for it!" Bob squeezes the trigger and a missile hurtles out of the ends of the launcher then heads straight for the cargo planes starboard wing/engine. There is a small explosion followed by billowing black smoke from the plane then another much larger explosion as the plane disintegrates more or less directly over Springfield dropping it's cargo of magic rings in the town and the surrounding area.

Bob lowers. the missile launcher and says coldly. "Well Cecil as the Navy say: I'm glad I'm not on that! ha!"

Cecil just rolls his eyes and speaks. "Look Bob we actually have to go and get these rings, they aren't just going to magically gravitate to us you know. Where do you suggest we start looking?"

Bob thinks for a second while packing away the stinger in it's case then replies...