A Simpson's THOH Transformation Story.

Edited: Note the following is a discetion of a badly written chapter in broken english probably written by Borat himself or maybe the ghost of Peter the Great, I really have no idea. As ever with my chapter edits not to be taken seriously. I'm just making fun of it. I don't hate the guy but for crying out loud I said NO UNEXPECTED ENDINGS and he/she does one the first chance they get. Plus it's just so badly written. Let the mocking commence.

Lisa, grabed the book and began to read the instructions. They read: "Everything that is written in this book, they follow in reality, but they must be careful, because this may come back to haunt you."

Yeah that's right. The book was orginally forwarded by BORAT. Yes see, in Soviet Russia book reads YOU!

Anyway. Back to the story.

Lisa, who hated being low in stature, or as I like to call it a right short arse. Had no hesitation in writing that it wanted to be higher than his her brother Bart.
After writing in the book that she wanted to be taller than Bart, Lisa saw that no case nothing nothing happened, so we SHE, fricken SHE, Lisa is a GIRL DAMN IT not a BOY OR an "IT", decided to pull the book and go home with his HER brother. That was a long setance BTW but heh what the hell, it's all I can salvage from this chapter.

The next morning, Lisa was to call her brother Bart to go to college School not college they are 8 and 10 years old remember. But his bed had not anyone, hmm yes me yoda me speak backwards like this. When hand up arse you have talk straight you cannot!

You know if I didn't know better I'd almost say the person who wrote this chapter was not a native english speaker. Hmm..back to the mess...

She entered into the room to see if his brother was hiding to make a joke. He wasn't. This entire chapter is a freakin joke. Even by English as a second langauge standards.
Bart, it was actually in his bed, but now half 2 cm tall, and his sister could not see him. Or as we who are not half stoned say it ONE CM tall! Seriously, why say HALF OF TWO? It's a number! A NUMBER, NUMBERS ARE UNIVERSAL! SAY ONE NOT HALF OF TWO YOU FOOL!
Then Bart...decided the story would get a lot better starting NOW!

Something happened to banish the n00bness bad english and that something was...