Chapter #4Drink pure lard by: Dr.Gain   Sakura, now starving and broke, waddled down the street as fast as her 230lb body would let her. She gives up her search and decides to head for the ramen booth were Naruto would often be found. She walked in and was greeted by the head chef, "What'll it be missy?" Sakura looked down, wearing a large frown on her face."Umm...well...you see...I dont got any..." Sakura was suddenly cut off," Missy, We'll give you whatever you like long as you do a sink of dishs for us, that damn sink just keeps pill'n up, nobody here to help me, so...what'll it be?"
Sakura's mood had changed drastically. "SURE! Ohhh im so, so hungry!"
She ordered 4 bowls of beef ramen and devoured each with gusto.
BUUUUURRRRP! Sakura showing she appreciated her meal. "So mister where is that sink of yours?" Sakura said as she patted her massive, bulging belly. "Right in the back, trust me, you cant miss it!" Said the chef with a small chuckle. Sakura moved slowly to the back were she was met by a large sink of dirty pans, pots, and bowls but, being the honorable leaf ninja she was, she set right in on her duties. This only caused problems for Sakura though, now Naruto and Sasuke were back on her mind. She finished off the last of her work."Good job missy! I really appreciate your help and admire your integrity! Could you do me one more favour though?" The Chef spoke in a releaved tone. "Yes, What(sob) is it?" Sakura said wipping a tear from her doughy cheek. "Well you see out back I got 20 large drums full of lard that I need disposed of, could you drop them off at the dump for me?" "Sure thing." Sakura replied half heartedly.
Sakura went around back the find the drums stacked on eachother five rows of four. She pulled one of them down and opened the lid to get a look, It was still in its liquid state but it looked thicker than it should be. She plunged a chubby hand into the vat and pulled it up, sure enough, it slowly oozed back down into the drum. This stuff had the consistancy of a very thick maple syrup. "EEWWW, This is what im practically made up of now." Sakura said with a mellonchollie sigh, with that she started to cry and without noticing it she stuck her hand into her mouth and licked it clean. "OMG! This tastes like sumbody poured a whole barrel of honey in it!" With that Sakura took another handful and stuck it in her mouth, it was lard, that had been sweetend.
Sakura was ubsessed. She sat down and tipped the drum down to meet her mouth. She slurped it down moaning in joy. and in about 10 minutes the whole thing was empty, and licked clean.  indicates the next chapter needs to be written. |
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