"Raichu, we're going to take you to the hypnosis chamber, for the first part of your training. We're going to get rid of all your manners before we do anything else." Raichu was confused since he listed it as being third. The human seemed to understand his question. "The order really doesn't matter, as long as they all get done." The human picked up our hero and took him into a room, with a chair in the middle.
The room was simple and devoid of any decorations on the cold and baron metal wall, Raichu was placed on the chair, and the human walked out, shutting the door behind him. The chair was stuffed really well, and Raichu relaxed and got comfortable. Then a speaker came on. It produced a very high pitched tone that instantly put Raichu into a hypnotic trance. He closed his eyes, and listened very carefully.
"You are under the influence of the slob master. Do you understand me?"
"Yes"
"You are going to do everything that I say aren't you?"
"I will"
"What do you think of belching?"
"It's disgusting."
"From now on, you will love it. You will love burping, and hearing other people burp. You will think its fun, and not think twice about it understand?"
"Belching is good. Its fun to burp."
"Now slobbering?"
"Its dirty"
"No it isn't!"
"Its not?"
"No. Slobbering is great. Its natural. Its completely normal to have a trail of saliva dripping down your chin. You will think that slobber is normal, and will find it unusual to not be drooling all the time. What do you think of slobbering?"
"Its completely natural."
"Good"
"How about fat?"
"Its unatractive and bad."
"No it isn't. From now on your will think of fat as being attractive. You will think nothing is sexier than an obese chu waddling, jiggling as she moves along. You will want to be as fat as possible, to be sexy yourself, so all the obese pokemon will like you. What do you think of fat?"
"It's the best thing ever! I hope I get nice and fat soon!"
"What will you eat?"
"Anything I can get, I want to be fat!"
"How will you eat?"
"As fast as possible."
"No, the best way to eat is with your mouth open."
"It is?"
"Yes, It's the best way to eat. You get crumbs all over yourself, not to mention its attractive."
"It is?"
"Yes. From now on, you will eat with your mouth open. You will not think twice about it, as it will feel natural, and you will feel no urge to wipe your, chin. How will you eat?"
"With my mouth open."
"Good, act like I've said, and you'll surely have all the hot, slobby 'chus here trying to get at you. Now neat people. What do you think of them."
"They're okay I guess."
"They're strange. They think slobber is bad, fat is unattractive, and belching is rude. Those things are good and polite. Neat people are backwards people. We let them serve us. Slobs are more important than neat people. Remember, neat people serve your needs, they are the workers. You are their master. They give you food, and tend to you. What do you think of neat people?"
"They're my servants."
"Good, When you hear the tone, these teachings will sink in, and you will think like a fat, dirty slob. You will have your body modified to be a better slob." The tone sounded again and Raichu came out of his trans.
He was confused for a second, and didn't feel right. He looked over himself. Skinny. No slobber down his chin. No crumbs either! He hadn't burped in a while. He felt like the ugliest Raichu ever! He needed to put on at least 50 pounds, and he wasn't drooling enough. Then a human came in. Raichu noted that the human was skinny, very skinny, wasn't drooling, looked properly groomed, probably ate with utensils... a NEAT human. One of his slave. "Backwards neat freak!"
The human smiled, seemingly able to understand the Raichu now, "Yes sir?"
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