Seeing herself about to hit a radioactive waste tanker, Carolina slams on the brakes as hard as she can. "SCCCRRRRRREEEEEEETTTTTCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHH!!!!!", her car struggles, but ultimately fails to stop in time, and a huge crash ensues. Just as things could not get any worse for Carolina, the waste explodes all over her, and her body is entirely covered in radioactive waste.
"Crap dell'OH! Che cosa l'inferno ha accaduto appena? Uomo dell'OH, ciò realmente sta andando rimettere le mie preparazioni, e quello è il senso piacevole di dirlo.-Oh crap! What the hell just happened? Oh man, this is really going to put my preparations back, and that's the nice way of saying it." The driver of the truck in front of her has just realized that someone has crashed into his truck and goes to see if that person is all right, not knowing that that person is Italy's best figure skater.
"Siete tutto il di destra là? Spiacente circa il traf lento...opinione, non siete la Carolina Kostner, la figura skater? Se siete, lo desiderate prenderlo all'ospedale?-Are you all right there? Sorry about the slow traf...say, aren't you Carolina Kostner, the figure skater? If you are, do you want me to take you to the hospital?", the driver inquired.
Replied Carolina, "Sì sono, signore. E nessun non dovete prenderli all'ospedale, Sono GIUSTO. Sono preoccupato per questi effluenti radioattivi comunque.-Yes I am, sir. And no you don't have to take me to the hospital, I'm OK. I'm worried about this radioactive waste though."
"Bene, approvazione allora. Manterrei un occhio fuori su tutti i sintomi che potreste sperimentare, tutto il a destra. Sono solo felice voi sono tutti di destra, e progetto sull'incoraggiarli sopra ad oro olimpico. Buona fortuna Carolina, So che tirerò per voi.-Well, ok then. I'd keep an eye out on any symptoms you might experience, all right. I'm just glad you're all right, and I plan on cheering you on to Olympic gold. Good luck Carolina, I know I'll be pulling for you."
After the driver and Carolina made their departure from the scene, experts arrived to check out the carnage and the leftover mess.
After initial tests, they discovered that the waste had been used to enlarge various plants and animals in tests. A growth serum it was. That's when it hit the experts: Carolina had been drenched with a growth serum, meaning she was about undergo the mother of all growth spurts.
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