"To sell my weight voss video tapes!" declares Jeager. "I'm vere to pump you up!"
You're not THAT fat.
"Who are you vrying to kid?" asked Jeager. "you are a walking piece of vlab!"
"Look, I can go to a pawn shop and trade your smart ass" you say.
"I vas only joking!" said Jeager. "geez..where's your such ov humor?"
"So...you're just here to sell weight loss videos?" you ask. It's weird for a plush fox to come alive just for that reason.
"Vell...yeah" said Jeager. "that and...well, I have a confession to make....I have a sweet tooth!"
Jeager doesn't look like he pigs out.
"I have a vweet tooth" said Jeager. "for vumans!"
"WHAT?!" you ask.
"You vumans are so tasty" said Jeager. "so after I eat you, I vill start to make vy videos, und people will see why I want to lose veight just like vhem!"
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