The waitress smiles, takes your menu and says, "I think your gonna love it. It is made with fresh ingredients all from right here locally."
You watch as she walks off all sexy and think dirty thoughts about all the fun you'd like to have with her in a bed. Glancing up at the TV you catch a commercial, a local one it seems, for some milk company; Fatty Patties. They make milk, yogurt, cheese, ice cream and various other products. Then it dawns on you that the name of the bar your in bears the same name. Just then the waitress brings you the biggest milk shake you have ever seen. It stood a foot tall and was as wide as those large Octoberfest beer steins.
"Holy crap that is a big milk shake. I'm not sure I can finish all of that. Do you have a smaller size?" You ask stunned at the amount of it.
She laughs and replies, "Sorry sugar this is the only size for it but I have a feeling you can finish it all. Trust me one taste and your appetite will swell to the task."
You nod oddly at her and the wording she used then ask her, "Say I saw a commercial on the TV just now about a Milk company called Fatty Patties, is the bar connected to that company?"
She nods and says, "Yup the company employees about half the town and owns stores and this bar."
She walks off and sits next to the big breast blonde bartender and the bartender whispers, "How long before it starts to take affect on him?"
The waitress replies, "Depends on if he finishes the whole thing or not. If he gets around half way then a month or 3. If he finishes it then by the end of the month he will have massive milk filled udder tits, a significant weight gain and a more docile/ manipulative attitude, not to mention a sharp drop in his IQ."
They both giggle and the bartender says, "I hope he finishes it all, we have a few of our man cows that have gotten a little to old and fat they are gonna crook soon. But what do you expect this life is hard on the poor creatures. Milking them for our products in all."
You stick your straw into the shake and take a long pull. The shake hits your taste buds and WOW! It is the best milk shake, no, the best anything you have ever tasted. You begin to gorge yourself on it just drinking and sucking for all it's worth, brain freeze be damned.
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