What do you call a man with no arms...

: MadMan at Large
: 06-21-04 @ 12:05pm
What do you call a man: with no arms and no legs who lays in front of the door? Matt

: MadMan at Large
: 06-21-04 @ 12:06pm
What do you call a man: with no arms and no legs who floats in the water? Bob

: MadMan at Large
: 06-21-04 @ 12:12pm
What do you call a man: with no arms and no legs and covered in fur? Harry

: MadMan at Large
: 06-21-04 @ 12:13pm
What do you call a man: (2 men) with no arms and no legs who hang around the window? Curt and Rod

: Steev the Friction Wizurd
: 06-21-04 @ 8:19pm
What do you call a man: with no arms and legs who is only 6 inches tall? Dick.

: Steev the Friction Wizurd
: 06-21-04 @ 8:27pm
What do you call a man: with no arms and no legs who can't say "Ah"? Noah.

: Steev the Friction Wizurd
: 06-21-04 @ 8:29pm
What do you call a man: with no arms and no legs who brings home the most bacon? Mohammed.

: Steev the Friction Wizurd
: 06-21-04 @ 8:30pm
What do you call a man: with no arms and no legs who uses salty language? Morton.

: Steev the Friction Wizurd
: 06-21-04 @ 8:34pm
What do you call a man: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs and no hunchback? Humphrey.

: Theday
: 06-27-04 @ 12:17am
What do you call a man: What do you call a woman with no arms, no legs on the wall? Peg.

: Theday
: 06-27-04 @ 12:17am
What do you call a man: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pot? Stu.

: Theday
: 06-27-04 @ 12:18am
What do you call a man: What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come.

: Theday
: 07-01-04 @ 1:11am
What do you call a man: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a wall? Stud

: The Sparque
: 07-01-04 @ 2:56am
What do you call a man: with no arms or legs tightly packed into a box? Phil.

: The Sparque
: 07-01-04 @ 3:01am
What do you call a man: with no arms or legs who uses all the space in said box? Max.

: Steev the Friction Wizurd
: 07-01-04 @ 7:32am
What do you call a man: with no arms and no legs and a hunchback who empties the above mentioned box? Humpty Dumpty

: Theday
: 07-07-04 @ 4:07pm
What do you call a man: What do you call a tall man with no arms, no legs? Rod

: The Sparque
: 07-30-04 @ 4:50pm
What do you call a man: with a wooden spoon lodged in his spine? Baxter.

: The Sparque
: 07-30-04 @ 4:54pm
What do you call a man: who recently lost a lot of weight? Les.

: LONGHAIR
: 08-05-04 @ 6:51pm
What do you call a man: with no arms and no legs? Unlucky bastard

: Of Fire Born mourns Mama
: 08-18-04 @ 12:51am
What do you call a man: What do you call a man with no arms and legs who doesn't meet any of the previous jokes' criteria? [First base]

: Of Fire Born mourns Mama
: 08-18-04 @ 12:53am
What do you call a man: What do you call a woman who steals Sir Duck's folder? A woman with no arms and legs!

: deemac
: 08-18-04 @ 9:31am
What do you call a man: What do you call a man with no nuclear arms? Saddam Hussein.

: Beyond the Cloud9
: 09-10-04 @ 3:10pm
What do you call a man: with no arms...couch potato

: Theday
: 07-27-05 @ 4:34am
What do you call a man: What do you call a big bottomed no arms or legged girl? Answer: Bell.

: Ananda08
: 08-07-05 @ 9:42pm
What do you call a man: What do you call a dog with no legs in the middle of the road?...Spot!

: Jeanne
: 05-30-07 @ 2:35am
What do you call a man: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who hangs out by the gas pumps? Phil (That was one a bunch of us came up with years ago--not to take away from the other "Phil" joke.)

: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
: 07-03-07 @ 1:03pm
What do you call a man: who has had his legs taken off below the knees? Neal!

: keetao
: 07-03-07 @ 3:00pm
What do you call a man: With no penis? A woman.

: invisible_now
: 01-20-08 @ 6:29pm
What do you call a man: with cigarettes and beer? my dad.

: POETDONTKNOWIT
: 06-17-08 @ 10:32am
What do you call a man: POETDONTKNOWIT 6/18/2008 @ 9:40am What do you call a man with no arms and legs hanging on a wall? ART!

: HomeTownHero
: 06-17-08 @ 10:45am
What do you call a man: How do you get a one armed man down from a flag-pole? Wave.

: HomeTownHero
: 06-17-08 @ 10:50am
What do you call a man: What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen.

: HomeTownHero
: 06-17-08 @ 10:52am
What do you call a man: What do you call a cat with one leg shorter than the other? Cathleen.

: HomeTownHero
: 06-17-08 @ 10:54am
What do you call a man: What's the fasted animal in the world? A chicken running through Ethiopia.

: HomeTownHero
: 06-17-08 @ 10:56am
What do you call a man: How can you tell if you get a letter from an Ethiopian pen-pal? Their tongue is attached to the seal.

: Steev the Friction Wizurd
: 06-18-08 @ 8:28am
What do you call a man: with no arms and no legs who is related to that guy with the rumpled stilts? Rumpelstiltskin.

: Dad
: 04-04-09 @ 12:42pm
What do you call a man: with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russell

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