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Don't you dare start teasing me about him! *blushing redly* Mwah! I'll stick out my tongue at you if you don't leave off the teasing right...now!

(I must admit: baby rattles are rawther endearing. Hmph.)

We had a big Myers-Briggs personality testing thingy at new year's. Ryland is an ISTP -- my opposite. I think that's one of the main reasons I like him so much. I feel very comfortable around him, because I can let go of all my hang-ups. He doesn't come close to understanding me, and that's a relief sometimes -- to stop trying to make people understand, to just be together, two humans. He has a very low opinion of the human race, which Franny and Rachel find appalling but which amuses me no end. He's incredibly self-absorbed and kind in only an absentminded way. I find it all very, very attractive. He's got a heart and a soul, but they're colors I'd never thought possible. It's exciting!

Dare I say he sees the same opposites in me? I'm sure he doesn't identify it as such -- what's the opposite of this analyzing that I'm doing? Whatever the opposite is -- ignoring the whole situation, maybe? -- well, whatever the opposite, he's probably doing it -- but he doesn't dislike me.

Quite frankly, I'm not going to push it. So no dewy eyes and baby rattle jokes, you hear?! Get this: It's common knowledge that anyone who's ever dated Ryland has turned lesbian immediately upon breaking up with him. It's a fact.

Look before you leap, eh?

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