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There was this horrible church fire one day, tragically killing three of the nuns. Standing at Saint Peter's gate they all three felt they had nothing to worry about until he asked "Alright, everyone who's touched a penis raise your hand."

"Aw crap," they think as they all three raise their hands.

"Don't worry, don't worry," Saint Peter says as he produces a basin of holy water from the ethereal mist. "You there, you've touched a penis?"

"Well, yeah," she says meekly. "I have the priest a hand job."

"Well then just rinse off your hands in the holy water and go on into Heaven."

The first nun does so.

"Alright," Saint Peter says. "Now, you've touched a penis?"

"Wait a minuet," the nun at the end of the line asks. "I'm first because I'm not going to gargle after she sits in that."