Who are Relatives?

Last night I was wondering who are relatives?! The imposed beneficiaries?? Or the helpful dumb heads!! Well, they are none but secret agents of gossips and rumors. They would know all about your life better than you and most of the times better than your immediate parents.
If it happens to be a situation like mine, when you are compelled to stay with one of your so called relatives, and undergo treatment like mine, you are surely landing in trouble. Instead of elaborating on what happened, I would like to brief on what should never happen!!
Never ever take the help of a relative to stay during exams (to overcome distractions of friends & phone calls because they will give you more of it).
Never go babysitting for an aunt who is plum and jovial on face while in secrecy she offers gravy-rice three times a day.
Never take best of your friends to any of your miser relatives; you can take them only if the friends are miser too.
Never ask for money if you have no answer what you are going to spend it on. ‘Coz that is the first question coming along with the money!
Never-Ever share a story of relationship/ bfs/gfs. This will fetch them a resource for their life long wait of putting down your parents.
Guess, this is the misery of all Indian teenagers residing outside their hometown. We face it some or the other time in life!!