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How two Police officers end up in very ticklish situations. |
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Sandy Smith, a Detective from the Chicago police department transferred to Honolulu Hawaii She met with her ranking team member Sergeant Jesica Parker. For the interview. "Have a seat" Detective Parker. Now tell me what brings you to Hawaii Miss Smith? Is the windy city getting too windy for you? "The crime rate is running ramped". "I shot a 16yr old kid the other day" Sandy said as her eyes began to water. "It was 3:00 in the morning, he was carrying a gun I told him to drop it he turned toward me raised his gun as if he was going to shoot me, so I shot him first. I called for a bus and waited on the scene. I kept asking myself who would let their 16yr old kid out at 3am, what is wrong with these people". "This was something the blacks were waiting for. Ammunition to fire on the police to show how prejudice the police are against the black people in our city limits". Sandy ended her explanation then she shrugged her shoulders and said, "so here I am". "So, you're not here to work on your tan"? Parker asked smiling. "I read your file, and you seem pretty straight forward, no disciplinary action taken against you, but there is one thing I have against you. It's with your "gung-ho" attitude". and because of your "gung-ho" attitude a patrol man was killed." Sandy didn't know what to say, so she said nothing. Parker then said, "it was good of you to keep tour month shut and just listen. A few last things. before I hire you. Yes, Sandy I did say hire you" Sandy almost exploded with excitement, she never thought she would land a job as a peace officer. "Now here are my rules" Parker said. "There will be no Lone Wolf here, no Lone Ranger, and no foolishness in my house, do you get it. Sandy stood up and said, "Yes ma'am, I understand fully". "Good see you tomorrow at 7am sharp and I don't put up with tardiness and I won't put up with it either. Oh, and one more thing Mis Smith". 'What is that?" Sandy wanting to know. "Are you ticklish Mis Smith"? Sandys eyes opened to their fullness. "What kind of question is that" Sandy asked in a defense mode. "Answer the question please". Parker said. "I really don't feel comfortable with you right now, can I leave?" Sandy said as she tried to walk to the door of Parkers office and was able to avoid Parker completely. "This is the last time I am going to ask you" Jessica said. Sandy didn't have a choice at this time, she just got hired by Parker, so I have to answer her. "Yes, yes I am ticklish" she said. "Thats all I wanted to know and the next time I ask you something you better answer me right away. you got it." Parker grabbed her cheeks together and looked her in the eyes "Yes Sergeant" Sandy said. "Ok you are dismissed". Bright and early Detective, and bring me a coffee black As Sandy drove to her hotel, she thought how strange that interview was. Especially that part when mis Parker asked me if I was ticklish. I almost ran out of there. I am very ticklish, and I don't like being tickled. for a moment I thought she was going to tickle me, but that would be ludicrous. well when you have only 2 choices either give him a hard kick in the ass, or kiss it. they all started laughing. |
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